Jason Lee quotes
- From the movie: Mumford
“- Skip Skipperton: You've fallen in love with one of your patients? Doc! It's not me, is it?
- Dr. Mumford: What? No, Skip. It's not you, but I like you a lot.” - From the movie: Almost Famous
Rock 'n' roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking... and it's not about money and popularity. Although, some money would be nice. But it's a voice that says, "Here I am... and fuck you if you can't understand me". And one of these people is gonna save the world. And that means that rock 'n' roll can save the world... all of us together.
- From the movie: Heartbreakers
“My car doesn't drive so well with a tree in it.”
- From the movie: Heartbreakers
“Everyone's a little irritable after they choke.”
- From the animation: The Incredibles
- From the movie: Almost Famous
- From the movie: Mallrats
“The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.”
- From the movie: Kissing a Fool
“- Max Abbitt: I thought we agreed not to set each other up anymore.
- Jay Murphy: No, I agreed not to let you set me up anymore after that girl who you said was perfect for me tied me up and came out with that hood and cane and offered to beat the shit out of me.” - From the movie: Kissing a Fool
“I have other depressions that don't involve you.”
- From the movie: Stealing Harvard
- John Plummer: Dave! John Plummer. Remember? You used to call me "asshole"?
- David Loach: I call everybody "asshole”.
- John Plummer: Yes, but I believe I was the first. We were five, maybe six at the time?
- David Loach: Congratulations, asshole. Now get to the point. - From the movie: Drawing Flies
“A man of worth never gets up to unsay what he said yesterday... Remember that.”
- From the movie: Mallrats
- From the movie: Mumford
“Do you know what I've been doing, all alone in my workshop, for almost two years? How I spend my every solitary hour? What I've been working on, what the world really needs and no one has been able to create: a virtually life-like humanoid, gender-specific, anatomically functional, sexual surrogate-slash-companion.”
- From the movie: Mumford
- From the movie: Mallrats
“- Shannon: You wanna say something?
- Brodie: Yeah. About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand 'em all.” - From the movie: Kissing a Fool
- From the movie: Chasing Amy
- From the movie: Chasing Amy
“What does it matter if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the privacy of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?”
- From the movie: Mallrats
“- TS Quint: Why do palm reading topless?
- Brodie: It makes the news easier to take. She could tell me I was going to die in ten minutes, just as long as she told me topless.”
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