Jason Statham movie quotes

“It's like all my life I've just been going, going, going. Wish I'd taken more time to stop and smell the roses so to speak. Guess it's too late for that now.”
Jason Statham - Chev Chelios

“I'm immune to 179 different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring.”
Jason Statham - Rick Ford

“- Maddy Broker: Dad, were you scared today? The truth.
- Phil Broker: There's nothin' wrong with being a little scared.
- Maddy Broker: Then why didn't you look scared?
- Phil Broker: Lots of practice.”
Izabela Vidovic - Maddy Broker
Jason Statham - Phil Broker

“Whatever you're thinking, rethink it.”
Jason Statham - Phil Broker

“Have a good life. What's left of it.”
Jason Statham - Frank Martin

“- Cristina: Actually, Joey, I do like photographs. I take photographs... usually of nature.
- Joey: Penises are nature, I suppose.
- Cristina: Yes, I suppose they are.”
Agata Buzek - Cristina
Jason Statham - Joey

“I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing; I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show!”
Jason Statham - Rick Ford

“There's a school for gifted children up in Seattle. It's a nice drive if you like trees and shit.”

Jason Statham - Luke Wright

“Killing's easy. Living with it's the hard part.”
Jason Statham - Danny

“Dyin' ain't so bad. And at least I'll be out of Las Vegas.”
Jason Statham - Nick Wild

“It's an unlicensed boxing match. It's not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other.”
Jason Statham - Turkish

“What I do requires a certain mindset. I do assignments; designated targets. Some jobs need to look like accidents. Others must cast suspicion on someone else.”
Jason Statham - Arthur Bishop

“- Mei: Are we safe?
- Luke Wright: One day at a time, Mei.”

Catherine Chan - Mei
Jason Statham - Luke Wright

“- Warehouse Hood Leader: Don Carlos wants you off the streets.
- Chev Chelios: Carlito?
- Warehouse Hood Leader: You've totally lost your shit, dog. You're all over TV, destroying property, making unauthorized hits... you're causing the organization a great deal of embarrasment.”
Francis Capra - Warehouse Hood Leader
Jason Statham - Chev Chelios

“- Davies: You don't trust that snake, do you? He's lying.
- Danny: Yeah? How do you know?
- Davies: His lips were moving.”
Dominic Purcell - Davies
Jason Statham - Danny

“- Alex Rosen: I never understood how you hooked up with a cow like that.
- Luke Wright: It was never about her looks, it was her sense of humor.
- Alex Rosen: She's not so funny now, is she?
- Luke Wright: No, she's not. Neither am I.”

Anson Mount - Alex Rosen
Jason Statham - Luke Wright

“- Tracey: So Joey, are you exclusively gay?
- Joey: You know, it's interesting. Recently, I've found myself attracted to nuns.”
Siobhan Hewlett - Tracey
Jason Statham - Joey

“- Warehouse Hood Leader: Best thing for you to do is find some nice, dark, quiet place and... just die.
- Chev Chelios: Do you think I've got 'cunt' written on my forehead?”
Jason Statham - Chev Chelios

“Here's how we do this. You put down your guns, I open the safe. You want to shoot me, go ahead. Make up your minds quick, 'cause the real cops'll be here soon.”
Jason Statham - Luke Wright

“First I'm going to take your trophy wife. Then I'm going to take your trophy children. Then I'll leave you with nothing. When I'm done, you won't even be a memory of a memory.”
Jason Statham - Luke Wright

“- Brant: The Japs have a word for this type of bare look, didn't they?
- Nash: Minimalist.
- Brant: Shite's the word I had in mind.”
Jason Statham - Brant
Paddy Considine - Nash

“- Chev Chelios: I'm looking for something that begins with an E.
- Pharmacist: England?”

Jason Statham - Chev Chelios
Stephanie Mace - Pharmacist

“- Leslie Rodgers: How do you sleep at night?
- Parker: I don't drink coffee after 7.”
Jennifer Lopez - Leslie Rodgers
Jason Statham - Parker

“There's a school for gifted children up in Seattle. It's a nice drive... if you like trees and shit.”
Jason Statham - Luke Wright

“- Pirate Leader: Drop your guns!
- Lee Christmas: Fat chance.”
Amin Joseph - Pirate Leader
Jason Statham - Lee Christmas