Jason Statham movie quotes

“- Frank Martin: What's the first rule when entering a man's car?
- Jack Billings: Respect a man's car, a man respects you.
- Frank Martin: Rule number two?
- Jack Billings: Greet the man. Good afternoon, Frank.
- Frank Martin: Good afternoon, Jack.”
Jason Statham - Frank Martin
Hunter Clary - Jack Billings

“If you weren't such a double-dealing asshole I'd almost like you. Almost.”
Jason Statham - Luke Wright

“- Martine Love: I've been seeing this guy, who runs his own business - security systems. Next month they're installing new alarms in a bank in Marylebone. Seems like the trains have been setting off the tremble alarms in the vault, and so they've had to turn them off. So, for a week or so, they won't have any.
- Terry Leather: Now... why would...” (continue)(continue reading)
Saffron Burrows - Martine Love
Jason Statham - Terry Leather

“Rule number one: never change the deal.”
Jason Statham - Frank Martin

“- Alex Rosen: What is she to you?
- Luke Wright: Life.”
Anson Mount - Alex Rosen
Jason Statham - Luke Wright

“- Frank Martin: Look at me. I promise I'll never let anyone hurt you a lot.
- Jack Billings: Promise?
- Frank Martin: You know my fourth rule? Never make a promise you can't keep.”
Jason Statham - Frank Martin
Hunter Clary - Jack Billings

“- Mei: Why did you save me?
- Luke Wright: I didn't save you. You saved me.”
Catherine Chan - Mei
Jason Statham - Luke Wright

“- Mayor Tremello: You got some balls, Luke.
- Luke Wright: Yeah. Amazing I can even walk.”
Chris Sarandon - Mayor Tremello
Jason Statham - Luke Wright

“- Terry Leather: Radio's in the bag. Binoc's as well. There's a bed set at the top floor of this building. Pay for the week. The ladder will get you to the roof. You're in from Liverpool, looking for work.
- Eddie Burton: I don't have a Liverpool accent.
- Terry Leather: Then don't talk to anyone, Eddie.”
Jason Statham - Terry Leather
Michael Jibson - Eddie Burton

“Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? A car's nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, 'cause you're too fuckin' scared to think... you just freeze and pull a stupid face.”
Jason Statham - Turkish

- Frank Martin: Didn't your mother ever teach you to say "thank you"?
- Lola: Yeah. She tried and failed miserably.
Jason Statham - Frank Martin
Kate Nauta - Lola

“I'm going to be working some strange hours over the next week or two, so don't ask me what I'm doing because I don't want to lie to you.”

Jason Statham - Terry Leather

“- Terry Leather: You know what scares me more? Living and dying with nothing to show for it. You know how old Mozart was when he composed his first minuet?
- Dave Shilling: No.
- Terry Leather: Five. Five! A fucking minuet!”
Jason Statham - Terry Leather
Daniel Mays - Dave Shilling

“- Chev Chelios: You might be interested in a little deal... I want the antidote.
- Verona: What are you prepared to give me, asshole?
- Chev Chelios: How about the jewelry I got off that faggot brother of yours, you fucking cocksucker?”
Jason Statham - Chev Chelios
Jose Pablo Cantillo - Verona

“- Terry Leather: This is The Major. Major Guy Singer. Final member of our team.
- Bambas: I don't know this man. Who are you?
- Guy Singer: None of your business.
- Terry Leather: No secrets around here. Major's a con artist, usually elderly widows.
- Guy Singer: There's no need to bring that up.”
Jason Statham - Terry Leather
Alki David - Bambas
James Faulkner - Guy Singer

“- Terry Leather: So, you're getting married tomorrow Ingrid?
- Ingrid Burton: I hope so.
- Terry Leather: Go on, get off home, go make yourself more beautiful than you already are... if that's possible.”
Jason Statham - Terry Leather
Georgia Taylor - Ingrid Burton

“- Turkish: What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?
- Sausage Charlie: Five minutes, Turkish.
- Turkish: It was two minutes five minutes ago.”

Jason Statham - Turkish
Peter Szakacs - Sausage Charlie

We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The "hip, hip, hoo-fucking-rah". Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on, you crazy diamond. Cos we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.
Jason Statham - Jake Green

“- Verona: Hey Chelios! You know I've been thinkin' about doing in your mystery girl too! Yeah that's right! I know about her! And then...
- Chev Chelios: Yea, yeah, your gonna rape my grandmother, then your gonna do her in, blah, blah, fucking blah!”
Jose Pablo Cantillo - Verona
Jason Statham - Chev Chelios

“- Chev Chelios: I know what I'm going to have to do.
- Orlando: What's that?
- Chev Chelios: I'm going to have to kick some black ass.”
Jason Statham - Chev Chelios
Reno Wilson - Orlando

“- Frank Martin: You really think killing all these politicians is gonna make things easier for them?
- Gianni Chellini: That's not my problem. I was hired to do a job. I did the job, like you. Just... my pay is better. My hair and my suit, too.”
Jason Statham - Frank Martin
Alessandro Gassmann - Gianni Chellini

“There is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning, the only reason you suffer the shitty boss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jason Statham - Jake Green

“In this, you exist. In another you don't exist. In another, you're married to the same woman. In another, you're married to a different woman. In another, you're married to a man.”

Jason Statham - MVA Agent Evan Funsch