Jason Sudeikis movie quotes
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- From the TV Series: Ted Lasso
“You know my philosophy when it comes to cats, babies, and apologies. You gotta let them come to you.”
- From the TV Series: Ted Lasso
“Pressure makes pearls, right? ”
- From the TV Series: Ted Lasso
“I love meeting people’s moms. It’s like reading an instruction manual as to why they’re nuts.”
- From the TV Series: Ted Lasso
“Be curious, not judgmental. ”
- From the TV Series: Ted Lasso
“You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? Got a ten second memory. ”
- From the movie: Downsizing
“You want my advice? Leisureland is where you want to be.”
- From the movie: Sleeping with Other People
“- Jake: Will you take drugs with me and go to a kid's birthday party?
- Lainey: I literally thought you'd never ask.” - From the movie: Masterminds
“- Mike McKinney: I got another job.
- David Ghantt: No kiddin', what are you doin'?
- Mike McKinney: Tax preparation.
- David Ghantt: Oh, are ya? That's nice.
- Mike McKinney: Naw, I'm just foolin'. It's gonna be more murder.” - From the movie: The Angry Birds Movie
- From the movie: We're the Millers
“- David Clark: Brad, I almost got killed over this shit twice.
- Brad Gurdlinger: Look, I'm not gonna be an asshole about this. I got two tons of premium weed, and yes you got Chacon pinched in the process, which is a huge win for team Brad. So how about we shake hands and call it even?
- David Clark: You were never gonna pay me, were you?
-...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Horrible Bosses
- From the movie: We're the Millers
“We are all now officially international drug smugglers. Add it to the resume.”
- From the movie: The Angry Birds Movie
“- Matilda: Where's your homework?
- Red: I don't have it.
- Matilda: Why not?
- Red: I didn't do it. I thought about doing it until I realized it would be a total waste of my time!” - From the movie: The Angry Birds Movie
“- Red: We're gonna get those eggs back! Come on, we're birds! We're descendants from dinosaurs! We're not supposed to be nice!
- [Petunia roars like a t-rex]
- Judge Peckinpah: Holy moly!
- Red: Yeah, point made.” - From the movie: We're the Millers
“Give me somethin' that says, 'I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jag-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day I get up...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: The Angry Birds Movie
“- Matilda: Take that, porkers!
- [She shot a fireball to kill the pigs]
- Red: Well, how about that? She can shoot fireballs out of her butt.” - From the movie: The Angry Birds Movie
“- Red: This is why we went for pedicures, isn't it?
- Chuck: No, we got pedicures because we're worth it.
- Bomb: I got gels.” - From the movie: Sleeping with Other People
“- Xander: What the fuck is that?
- Jake: That was repartee.
- Xander: That's exactly why I can't have you at the party, because you have repartee with everybody. You love repartee. All you wanna do is flit around the party, flirt with the moms. And then they all get mad and they turn on each other then they yell at Naomi then Naomi yells at me...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Angry Birds Movie
“Drop your nuts and move your butts!”
- From the movie: The Angry Birds Movie
- From the movie: Sleeping with Other People
“- Jake: I love you for free, Lainey.
- Lainey: I love you for free, Jake.” - From the movie: The Angry Birds Movie
“Something about those pigs isn't kosher.”
- From the movie: We're the Millers
- From the movie: We're the Millers
- From the movie: Sleeping with Other People
“- Lainey: If you want someone to fall for you, you gotta be you.
- Jake: Yeah I don't think I like me enough to introduce him to other people.”
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