Jennifer Aniston movie quotes

“- Justine Last: Gwen says smoking marijuana lowers your sperm.
- Phil Last: Lowers it to where?
- Justine Last: Maybe you're the infertile one around here. Maybe every time you smoke a little doobie, you're killing our unborn children.”
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last
John C. Reilly - Phil Last

“I'm not afraid of flying. I love flying. It's crashing I hate. Hate crashing.”
Jennifer Aniston - Sarah Huttinger

“- Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: Look, Dale, you know... I know I like to fool around at work, right? And I might even, you know, I might even cross the line a bit. But the last thing I wanna do is-is make you uncomfortable. I mean, it's just not professional, you know? And I pride myself on being a professional. So from now on, what I would like you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jennifer Aniston - Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.
Jamie Foxx - Dale Arbus

“Debbie won the lottery. But I guess so did 400,000 other people, so she only won, like, $17.”
Jennifer Aniston - Grace Connelly

“- Joanna: You're gonna get another job?
- Peter: I don't think I'd like another job.
- Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
- Peter: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.”
Jennifer Aniston - Joanna
Ron Livingston - Peter

“You put your hands on her one more time, I swear I'm gonna rip that fucking tattoo right off of your chest.”

Jennifer Aniston - Rose O'Reilly

“- Todd - Strip Club Owner: Oh, great, Rose. Glad I caught you. Um, I wanted to go over a couple of minor policy changes that we have here at the club.
- Rose O'Reilly: Like what?
- Todd - Strip Club Owner: Like, I want you to start having sex with the customers for money.”
Ken Marino - Todd - Strip Club Owner
Jennifer Aniston - Rose O'Reilly

“After living in the dark for so long, a glimpse of the light can make you giddy. Strange thoughts come into your head and you better think'em. Has a special fate been calling you and you not listening?”
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last

“- Grace Connelly: You know that everything happens for a reason.
- Bruce Nolan: That is a cliché. That is not helpful to me.”
Jennifer Aniston - Grace Connelly
Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan

“You don't tell a woman that you love her and then two days later bring Romeo home to sleep with you.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“Never buy a piece of art that you don't have to have. You know, don't worry about who the artist is or how much it's worth. I mean, you have to live with it everyday. You have to walk by it everyday. You have to really love it; you have to really appreciate it. It's kind of like picking a mate.”
Jennifer Aniston - Brooke Meyers

“- Nina Borowski: Don't you miss men?
- George Hanson: Yeah, sure. Sometimes. Don't you?
- Nina: I guess.
- George Hanson: But I don't miss them when I'm with you.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski
Paul Rudd - George Hanson

“- Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today?
- Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.”
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green
David Schwimmer - Dr. Ross Geller

“- Bruce Nolan: Love me. Love me.
- Grace Connelly: ...I did.”
Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan
Jennifer Aniston - Grace Connelly

“- Justine Last: Couple that prays together, stays together.
- Phil Last: I heard it was the couple that lays together, stays together.
- Justine Last: Well, you've heard wrong.”
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last
John C. Reilly - Phil Last

“- Kate: I want a billboard in the middle of Time Square. Okay? I want... I want a commercial in the middle of the Academy Awards, and I want a 10-page layout in Vanity Fair, and that's... that's what I want.
- Darcy: Yeah, me, too. God, we're shallow!”
Jennifer Aniston - Kate
Illeana Douglas - Darcy

“- Jenny: You're part of the plan.
- John: Oh yeah?
- Jenny: My plan... step 1: meet an incredibly sweet, smart, sexy man.
- John: Done. Step 2?
- Jenny: Marry you instead.”
Jennifer Aniston - Jenny
Owen Wilson - John

“- Constance Miller: Do you love him?
- Nina Borowski: Yeah, whatever that means.”
Allison Janney - Constance Miller
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“- Nick: It's good to see you again... I'm-I'm sorry, I didn't know we were on the clock yet.
- Kate: Okay, just shush, grab my ass, kiss my neck, and pull me into the office, okay?”
Jay Mohr - Nick
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

“Why don't you get me a boat? And then maybe two big bags of cash? Then, then I'll be happy. Lots of money and lots of stuff! Other people want idiotic crap like getting married or having babies with the man that they've loved for 5 years, but not me.”

Jennifer Aniston - Grace Connelly

“You have to pick one person and make it work.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“I've this new theory that any man who doesn't hit you over the head with his opinions must be gay.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“- Rodney Fraser: Have you noticed that you're the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?
- Nina Borowski: I haven't practiced for a while.”
Nigel Hawthorne - Rodney Fraser
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“- Monica: They say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
- Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks.
- Monica: That is the unusual activity.”

Courteney Cox - Monica Geller
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green

“Freud didn't know dick about women.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski