Jennifer Aniston movie quotes

“- Polly Prince: You wanna come upstairs and have sex?
- Reuben Feffer: Huh?
- Polly Prince: I'm kidding!”
Jennifer Aniston - Polly Prince
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer

“- Reuben Feffer: You don't know what it was like for me growing up. I had a mother who made me afraid of everything!
- Polly Prince: Well, big deal, Reuben, my dad had a whole second family!
- Reuben Feffer: What?
- Polly Prince: Yeah, on Long Island. He had a wife, and kids, and a golden retriever!”
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer
Jennifer Aniston - Polly Prince

“I've been living my life, okay? I've been in good relationships and I've been in shitty ones... and I've moved a lot... and I've been happy, and I've been sad... and I've been lonely... and that is what I've been doing.”
Jennifer Aniston - Polly Prince

“I like guys a lot, but I'm not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn't see things the way I do... I mean do you really need this guy?”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“I thought if I died today what would happen to me? A hateful girl... A selfish girl... An adulteress... A liar.”
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last

“- Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
- Rachel: A moo point?
- Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
- Rachel: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green

“- Nick: I suddenly realized I haven't told you how beautiful you look tonight.
- Kate: Oh, Nick, come on. Don't waste that stuff. Nobody's here. They can't hear you.”
Jay Mohr - Nick
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

“Is this your last best chance? Or are you going to your grave with unlived lives in your veins?”
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last

“- Grace Connelly: I've got a very rare blood type. I'm AB positive.
- Bruce Nolan: Well I'm IB positive. I be positive they ain't touching me with no needle.”
Jennifer Aniston - Grace Connelly
Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan

- Nick: I'm looking for "Susan's Single Friend Kate". They told me they thought she came out here.
- Kate: Yeah, that's me. Can I help you?
- Nick: Don't you think that's, uh, kind of strange that she only has one friend?
Jay Mohr - Nick
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

“- Corny: You got any interest in reading the Bible?
- Justine Last: I have my own, you know, beliefs.
- Corny: Well, we don't preach fire and brimstone. 10 Commandments, gotta live by those. Other than the usual ways, we're not interested in scaring people. We're about loving Jesus.”
Mike White - Corny
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last

“I saw in your eyes that you hate the world. I hate it, too.”

Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last

“As a girl you see the world as a giant candy store filled with sweet candy and such. But one day you look around and you see a prison and you're on death row. You wanna run or scream or cry but something's locking you up.”
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last

“- Phil Last: I don't know what to say about Jesus... I'm stoned.
- Justine Last: Just let the other people do the talking.”
John C. Reilly - Phil Last
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last

“You know what, Sam? You're just always going to be that guy at the restaurant who, when he gets what he ordered, always wishes he got what the guy next to him did.”
Jennifer Aniston - Kate

“- Rachel: Unisex.
- Joey: Maybe you need sex. I just had it a few days ago.
- Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.
- Joey: I wouldn't say no to that.”
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani

“- Phoebe: Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
- Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
- Rachel: Come on, you have to answer.
- Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!”
Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green

“- Rachel: You know, Ben, I was your daddy's girlfriend.
- Ben: But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break.”
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green
Cole Sprouse - Ben Geller

“I don't want to date you, I don't want to marry you, I don't want to have kids with you, I just wanna break up with you.”
Jennifer Aniston - Kate