Jeremy Piven quotes
- From the movie: Serendipity
“- Dean Kansky: British women do not age well. Eight years ago she was a luscious treat, you know, she probably looked like, you know, Baby Spice, now she could look like...
- Jonathan Trager: Old Spice.” - From the movie: Serendipity
“If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.”
- From the movie: Serendipity
- From the movie: Serendipity
“Life is not merely a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences, but rather, it's a tapestry of events that culminate in an exquisite, sublime plan.”
- From the movie: Serendipity
You know the Greeks didn't write obituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: "Did he have passion?"
- From the movie: Serendipity
- From the movie: Very Bad Things
“Your kid is one crutch short of a telethon, you've got a frigid, swamp-hog wife...”
- From the movie: PCU
“That's the beauty of college these days, Tommy! You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.”
- From the movie: Very Bad Things
“- Michael Berkow: You have some serious male-on-male intimacy problems!
- Adam Berkow: What're you fucking talking about?
- Michael Berkow: You can't deal with men!” - From the movie: Entourage
- From the movie: Entourage
“Hey Schindler, leave no Jew behind!”
- From the movie: PCU
“- James 'Droz' Andrews: What's your major?
- Sanskrit Major: Sanskrit.
- James 'Droz' Andrews: Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 5000 year-old dead language?” - From the movie: Smokin' Aces
“Hugo, you're looking at me like I just asked you the fucking square root of something.”
- From the movie: PCU
“- James 'Droz' Andrews: Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time to revive an ancient tradition we seem to have long forgotten.
- Cecilia: They confiscated the altar, Droz.
- James 'Droz' Andrews: No, I'm not talking about human sacrifice.” - From the movie: Entourage
“- George Takei: [at Lloyd's wedding] The commitment that these two men are about to make is the most important commitment anyone can make.
- Ari Gold: If you're not gay, Lloyd, now would probably be the time to say so.
- George Takei: And if you are, Ari, this is probably your time.
- Ari Gold: Don't kid yourself, Sulu.” - From the movie: Entourage
“I don’t worry. I just win.”
- From the movie: Entourage
- La trovi in Relationships in Hollywood
“It's your job as an actor to fill out the blanks.”
- La trovi in Motivational Quotes
“Everyone's journey is completely different.”
- La trovi in Life and Death in Hollywood
“We all deal with issues of time. The first thing you do in the morning is look at the clock to see what time it is.”
- From the movie: Very Bad Things
“- Michael Berkow: We were playing. She bumped her head.
- Adam Berkow: Bumped? She's got a fuckin' spike in her head!” - From the movie: Smokin' Aces
- From the movie: The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
“I'm a Christian man or whatever religion dominates the region I'm selling in, but you have to admit it did sound like she was talking about the big va-jay-jay, right?”
- From the movie: Family Man
“Don't screw up the best thing in your life just because you're a little unsure about who you are.”
- From the movie: PCU
- Katy: Hey, Droz, how 'bout this: tonight, at the Pit, "everyone gets laid".
- James 'Droz' Andrews: It's tasteless, disgusting, and offensive. I love it.
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