John Marwood Cleese movie quotes

“- Rollo Lee: Starting with his father's radio stations in New Zealand, he has built up a global empire currently worth more than six billion dollars... and growing.
- Bugsy Malone: How much does he want in the end? How much bigger does he want to get?
- Rollo Lee: Well, there aren't any limits. He wants growth.”

John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee
Michael Palin - Bugsy Malone

“- Maître D': Good evening sir and how are we today?
- Mr. Creosote: Better.
- Maître D': Better?
- Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.”
John Marwood Cleese - Maître D'
Terry Jones - Mr. Creosote

“- Wanda Gershwitz: You just wanted to get me into bed.
- Archie Leach: I fell in love with you.
- Wanda Gershwitz: How come you dumped me then.
- Archie Leach: I wasn't rich enough, remember.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz
John Marwood Cleese - Archie Leach

“No one's ever been attacked by one of those, Lotterby, or if they have been, they never noticed.”

John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee

“- Wanda Gershwitz: Archie? Do you speak Italian?
- Archie Leach: I am Italian! Sono italiano in spirito. Ma ho sposato una donna che preferisce lavorare in giardino a fare l'amore appassionato. Uno sbaglio grande! But it's such an ugly language. How about... Russian?”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz
John Marwood Cleese - Archie Leach

“- T.R. Chula: Boss, what's a subversive?
- Cat R. Waul: Someone who doesn't have very long to live.”
Jon Lovitz - T.R. Chula
John Marwood Cleese - Cat R. Waul

“It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.”

John Marwood Cleese - Brian Stimpson

“What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem.”
John Marwood Cleese - Reg

Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say “Let me tell you something” and “I just wanna say this”. Well you're dead now, so shut up.
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper

“- Wanda Gershwitz: What are you thinking, Archie?
- Archie Leach: I'm just trying to think of one good reason why I should take you to South America with me.
- Wanda Gershwitz: How about... because I have the key to the safety deposit box?
- Archie Leach: That's a... good reason.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz
John Marwood Cleese - Archie Leach

“Is there a history of insanity in your family?”
John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee