John Turturro quotes
- From the movie: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
“I spent my whole adult life combing the planet for aliens, and you're carrying around one in your purse like a little Chihuahua.”
- From the movie: Brain Donors
“- Roland T. Flakfizer: Lillian, I could make love to you right here.
- Lillian Oglethorpe: Roland, let's keep this professional.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Fine. I'll charge you fifty bucks a pop.” - From the movie: Monkeybone
“I wasn't in a coma! ...Alright, I was in a coma, but it wasn't like I was in a coma and goofing off, I was thinking up hilarious new bits the whole time!”
- From the movie: Barton Fink
- From the movie: Jungle Fever
- From the movie: Brain Donors
“Two's company, and three's an adult movie.”
- From the movie: State of Grace
- From the movie: Fearless
- From the movie: Barton Fink
“I've always found that writing comes from a great inner pain.”
- From the movie: Transformers
“- Agent Simmons: Nokias are real nasty. You've gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai.
- Maggie Madsen: Nokia's from Finland.” - From the movie: Brain Donors
- From the movie: Thirteen Conversations About One Thing
“- Walker: Why do you wanna be a doctor anyhow?
- Chris Hammond: So I can help people.
- Walker: How? By keeping them alive today so you can prolong their misery until tomorrow?” - From the movie: Brain Donors
- From the movie: Quiz Show
“They love me for the same reason they used to hate me, because I'm the guy who knows everything.”
- From the movie: To Live and Die in L.A.
“- Carl Cody: I've taken four falls, I've never ratted anybody in my life, and I've had plenty of chances, believe me.
- Richard Chance: Masters is your friend. I don't blame you, I would never hang up a friend. Anybody who would is a piece of shit. Thing is, your friend tried to have you iced.
- Carl Cody: That doesn't mean I'm gonna roll over...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Jungle Fever
“- Charlie Tucci: Are you fucking my sister?
- Paulie Carbone: What kind of question is that?
- Charlie Tucci: It's a good question.” - From the movie: Brain Donors
“- Roland T. Flakfizer: Let's step outside and settle this like men!
- Lazlo: We are outside.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Ok, let's step inside and settle it like women.” - From the movie: Transformers
“- Captain Lennox: NBEs?
- Agent Simmons: Non-Biological Extraterrestrials. Try to keep up with the acronyms.” - From the movie: Brain Donors
“- Roland T. Flakfizer: Do you enjoy being a cab driver?
- Rocco Melonchek: Nah. As soon as I get my driver's license, I'm quitting.” - From the movie: Quiz Show
“I love my wife, but it's like living with a plague of locusts.”
- From the movie: To Live and Die in L.A.
- From the movie: Brain Donors
- From the movie: Barton Fink
“I gotta tell you, the life of the mind... There's no roadmap for that territory... And exploring it can be painful.”
- From the movie: Brain Donors
“- Rocco Melonchek: You're lying.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Of course I am, but hear me out!” - From the movie: The Luzhin Defence
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