John Turturro quotes
- From the movie: To Live and Die in L.A.
“- Eric Masters: How you making it?
- Carl Cody: Like every other swinging dick in this place makes it. Day by motherfucking day.” - From the movie: Unstrung Heroes
- From the movie: Brain Donors
- From the movie: Unstrung Heroes
“- Sid Lidz: He doesn't know what he believes. My brothers filled him with all that junk.
- Selma Lidz: Maybe they're right for once. What would you know? You work ten hours a day and then you lock yourself in that workshop.” - From the movie: Secret Window
“You strike me as the kind of guy who's on the lookout for a head he can knock off with a shovel.”
- From the movie: Quiz Show
“- Herbie Stempel: Don't do this to me, it's humiliating.
- Dan Enright: For seventy grand, Herb, you can afford to be humiliated.” - From the movie: Brain Donors
- From the movie: Brain Donors
“- Volare: My dance shoes are in the Louvre in Paris.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Big deal. Last year I left a raincoat in Cleveland.” - From the movie: Mr. Deeds
“- Emilio Lopez: How can I thank you?
- Longfellow Deeds: All I want is your friendship, Emilio. You're a good man.
- Emilio Lopez: Deeds! How about a billion dollars?
- Longfellow Deeds: Alright.” - From the movie: Barton Fink
- From the movie: Brain Donors
“- Lazlo: I will do whatever is best for the ballet!
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Well, there's no reason to commit suicide.” - From the movie: To Live and Die in L.A.
- From the movie: Brain Donors
“- Roland T. Flakfizer: Aren't those numbers going by a little fast?
- Rocco Melonchek: You're probably just a speed reader.” - From the movie: Quiz Show
You know why they call them Indians? Because Columbus thought he was in India. They're "Indians" because some white guy got lost.
- From the movie: Unstrung Heroes
“Everything can be broken down to numbers. Science will be earth's salvation.”
- From the movie: Brain Donors
“- Lillian Oglethorpe: I am so excited.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: You're excited? Feel these nipples.” - From the movie: Brain Donors
“Some day you'll have my children. In fact, they're in the car if you want them.”
- From the movie: Brain Donors
“If there's anything I can ever do for you... forget it, because I don't do those kinds of things.”
- From the movie: Miller's Crossing
“- Bernie Bernbaum: Look in your heart! Look in your heart!
- Tom Reagan: What heart?” - From the movie: Grace of My Heart
“You look like a vampire. Eat your hamburger. All that health food stuff will kill you.”
- From the movie: Unstrung Heroes
“- Sid Lidz: What's the highest number?
- Uncle Melvin: 6000. Want to know why? That's how much is in my bank account.” - From the movie: Do the Right Thing
“- Mookie: Pino, fuck you, fuck your fucking pizza, and fuck Frank Sinatra.
- Pino: Yeah? Well fuck you too, and fuck Michael Jackson.”
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