Johnny Depp movie quotes

“- Mr. Teavee: Who wants a beard?
- Willy Wonka: Well, beatniks for one, folk singers, and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats.”

Adam Godley - Mr. Teavee
Johnny Depp - Willy Wonka

“- Kathy O'Hara: Eddie's the only fella in town who doesn't pass judgment on people.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: That's right. If I did, I wouldn't have any friends.”
Patricia Arquette - Kathy O'Hara
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood

“Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“I think you loved me that day when you followed me into the Western Woods... to have braved such peril.”

Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane

“This ain't killin' for profit. This is ritual.”

Johnny Depp - Inspector Frederick Abberline

“- Boris Balkan: You don't like me, do you?
- Dean Corso: I don't have to like you, you're a client and you pay well.”
Frank Langella - Boris Balkan
Johnny Depp - Dean Corso

“- Sam: You're scared, Benny.
- Benny Pearl: I'm what?
- Sam: You're scared. I can see it and I know why. I used to look up to you. But now I can't look at you at all.”
Johnny Depp - Sam
Aidan Quinn - Benny Pearl

“- Ichabod Crane: We take the Indian Trail to the Tree of the Dead.
- Young Masbath: How will we recognize it?
- Ichabod Crane: Without difficulty, I rather fear. Then climb down to the Horseman's resting place.
- Young Masbath: His camp?
- Ichabod Crane: His grave.”
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane
Marc Pickering - Young Masbath

“- Arnie: Gilbert is shrinking. Shrinking, shrinking, shrinking, shrinking. I'm not tired yet, Gilbert.
- Gilbert: Well, you gotta go to sleep, okay?
- Arnie: Okay. Goodbye.
- Gilbert: No, it's not goodbye. It's good night.
- Arnie: Yeah.
- Gilbert: Goodbye is for when you're going away and we're not going anywhere, are we?
- Arnie: I know...” (continue)(continue reading)
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape

“- Victor Van Dort: I made a promise.
- Corpse Bride: You kept your promise. You set me free. Now I can do the same for you.”
Johnny Depp - Victor Van Dort
Helena Bonham Carter - Corpse Bride

“I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“- Gene Watson: There's a little girl in a van. She's my daughter.
- Mr. Huey: I'm a little deaf in this ear. I mean, between that and my wooden leg, I'm all messed up. Compliments of the United States Army artillery corps.”

Johnny Depp - Gene Watson
Charles S. Dutton - Huey

“- Willy Wonka: I sure hope no part of him gets left behind.
- Mr. Teavee: What do you mean?
- Willy Wonka: Uh, well... sometimes only half of the little pieces find their way through. If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?
- Mr. Teavee: What kind of a question is that?
- Willy Wonka: No need to snap, just a question.”
Johnny Depp - Willy Wonka
Adam Godley - Mr. Teavee

“- Gilbert: You know what? You're such a big boy.
- Arnie: Yeah!
- Gilbert: You're such a big boy.
- Arnie: I'm a big boy!
- Gilbert: You know what? I bet you could do this all by yourself if you really wanted to. Could you do this by yourself?
- Arnie: I'm a big boy!
- Gilbert: Yeah, you're a big boy. Now take this...
- Arnie: Take this.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“- Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
- Elizabeth Swann: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?
- Jack Sparrow: But why is...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Swann

“My English teacher talked about this Russian guy who said that if you see a gun in the first half of a book, you can be sure it'll go off in the second half. Somebody was going to use that gun.”

Johnny Depp - Axel Blackmar

“- Mary Ansell Barrie: I was hopelessly naive when I married you. I imagined that brilliant people disappeared to some secret place where good ideas floated around like leaves in autumn, and I hoped at least once you would take me there with you.
- Sir James Matthew Barrie: There is no such place.
- Mary Ansell Barrie: Yes there is: Neverland.”
Radha Mitchell - Mary Ansell Barrie
Johnny Depp - Sir James Matthew Barrie

“Morality sucks.”
Johnny Depp - Glen Lantz

“San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time in the world. Whatever it meant.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“- Hateful Guard: What's that on your face blubber boy? A booger?
- Cry-Baby: Are you blind? It's a lonely tear drop!
- Hateful Guard: Now, ain't that cute? It oughta go real good with your new haircut.
- Cry-Baby: I ain't gettin' no haircut!”
Willem Dafoe - Hateful Guard
Johnny Depp - Cry-Baby

“- Raoul Duke: Huh! Huh! Huh! Fucking pigs.
- Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?
- Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.
- Raoul Duke: [narrating] No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.”

Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo

“- Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
- Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
- Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl, mate.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Orlando Bloom - Will Turner

“- Georgie Weiss: You must have me confused with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures; I make crap.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something.
- Georgie Weiss: Yeah. Crap with a star.”
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood

“- Dr. Gonzo: [spills the cocaine] Jesus! You see what God just did to us, man?
- Raoul Duke: God didn't do that, you did it. You're a fucking narcotics agent, I knew it! That was our cocaine, you fucking pig swine whore.”
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“- Raoul Duke: Oh God... did you eat all this acid?
- Dr. Gonzo: That's right. Music!”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo