Johnny Depp movie quotes

“- Lotterman: What do you know about horoscopes?
- Kemp: Nothing.
- Lotterman: Ah, well, if I can write one, you can.”
Richard Jenkins - Lotterman
Johnny Depp - Kemp

“She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“When you're desperate, that's when you got no choice.”
Johnny Depp - John Dillinger

“It was the greatest feeling I ever had. Followed abruptly by the worst feeling I ever had.”

Johnny Depp - George Jung

“- Spencer Armacost: It's just a nightmare, baby. You talk when you sleep.
- Jillian Armacost: What was I saying?
- Spencer Armacost: Couldn't tell. Didn't sound like words really. More like sounds.”
Johnny Depp - Commander Spencer Armacost
Charlize Theron - Jillian Armacost

“- Reverend Steenwyck: Their heads weren't found severed. Their heads were not found at all.
- Ichabod Crane: The heads are... gone?
- Notary James Hardenbrook: Taken. Taken by the Headless Horseman. Taken back to hell.”
Jeffrey Jones - Reverend Steenwyck
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane

“- Jack Sparrow: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
- Will Turner: I'd die for her.
- Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Orlando Bloom - Will Turner

“- Allison Vernon-Williams: Oh, Crybaby, your fingers feel so good!
- Cry-Baby: I've been saving it up for a girl like you.”
Amy Locane - Allison Vernon-Williams
Johnny Depp - Cry-Baby

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I met Bela Lugosi.
- Dolores Fuller: I thought he was dead.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, he's very much alive. Well, sort of.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Sarah Jessica Parker - Dolores Fuller

“Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it.”
Johnny Depp - George Jung

“I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“- Gov. Eleanor Grant: Wait a minute, I know you. You're from the elevator.
- Gene Watson: That's right.
- Gov. Eleanor Grant: You were very nervous.
- Gene Watson: Guns tend to make me very nervous.”

Marsha Mason - Governor Eleanor Grant
Johnny Depp - Gene Watson

“- Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
- Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.”
Orlando Bloom - Will Turner
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“- Grace Stalker: I think two wrong don't make a right.
- Axel Blackmar: Meaning what?
- Grace Stalker: Meaning us: two wrongs.
- Axel Blackmar: What if we're not? What if we're two rights and everybody else is wrong?
- Grace Stalker: Either way we're gonna be screwed, Axel.
- Axel Blackmar: But at least we can be screwed together.”
Lili Taylor - Grace Stalker
Johnny Depp - Axel Blackmar

“Have you ever loved a woman so completely that the sound of your voice in her ear could cause her body to shudder and explode with such intense pleasure that only weeping could bring her full release?”
Johnny Depp - Don Juan DeMarco

“Forget about it" is, like, if you agree with someone, you know, like "Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass. Forget about it!" But then, if you disagree, like "A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it!" You know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like, "Minchia! Those peppers! Forget about it!... (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Donnie Brasco

“- Deputy: Don't make us come get you.
- Arnie: You don't have to come and get me. I'm going up here.
- Gilbert: Arnie.
- Arnie: Whoa. I'm not gonna fall! Whoa!
- Tucker & Bobby: Whoa.
- Arnie: Hey! My shoe done fell off. My shoe done fell off, Gilbert.”

Tim Simek - Deputy
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape

“You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn.”

Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd

“- Father Stratton: You sold your soul!
- Raphael: No, father, I sold my body. Like a whore.”
Clarence Williams III - Father Stratton
Johnny Depp - Raphael

“Women react to me the way that they do, Don Octavio, because they sense that I search out the beauty that dwells within until it overwhelms everything else. And then they cannot avoid their desire, to release that beauty and envelope me in it. So, to answer your question, I see as clear as day that this great edifice in which we find ourselves...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Don Juan DeMarco

“- Murtogg: I said no lies.
- Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
- Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
- Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.”
Giles New - Murtogg
Angus Barnett - Mullroy
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“- Dean Corso: It's an impressive collection. You have some very rare editions here. Are you sure you want to sell them all?
- Old Man's Son: They're of no use to father. Not anymore. Not since he's been this way. His library was his whole world. Now it's just a painful memory.”
Johnny Depp - Dean Corso
Joe Sheridan - Old Man's Son

“- Elizabeth Swann: So that's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
- Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.”
Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Swann
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“- Raoul Duke: There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us.
- Dr. Gonzo: Shoot it.
- Raoul Duke: Not yet, I want to study its habits.”

Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo

“Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine.”
Johnny Depp - George Jung