Johnny Depp movie quotes

“Human beings are the only creatures on Earth who claim a God, and the only living thing that behaves like it hasn't got one. Does the world belong to no one but you?”
Johnny Depp - Kemp

“- Gene Watson: That's why you should always wear a helmet and knee pads. Because you never know when you're going to fall down and go boom. Right?
- Lynn Watson: Right.”

Johnny Depp - Gene Watson
Courtney Chase - Lynn Watson

“I am Lord Charlie Mortdecai. And this is a little bit of magic is my mustache...”
Johnny Depp - Mortdecai

“You didn't get in trouble because you punched the boy in his face, you got in trouble because you got caught punching the boy in his face.”

Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger

“- Benny Pearl: I hope you're happy with what you have done to her. You just stay the hell away from my sister.
- Sam: No....
- Benny Pearl: You want to know why everyone laughs at you, Sam? Because you're an idiot. You're a first-class moron.”

Aidan Quinn - Benny Pearl
Johnny Depp - Sam

“I was raised on a farm in Moooresville, Indiana. My mama died when I was three, my daddy beat the hell out of me cause he didn't know no better way to raise me.”
Johnny Depp - John Dillinger

“- Boris Balkan: Our relations have always been strictly commercial, and that's the way I like it. The professional and the personal should be mutually exclusive.
- Dean Corso: Listen, I came here to do some business, not shoot the breeze. If you want to expound your personal philosophies, write another book.”
Frank Langella - Boris Balkan
Johnny Depp - Dean Corso

“Hello, American? The rooms here are made of cement. Very good in case of an air raid. But for those of us trying to get a bit of rest after an arduous crossing, a bit of an acoustic nightmare. So would you please stop grunting like wildebeests and allow me to get some sleep, man?”

Johnny Depp - Mortdecai

“- Brom Van Brunt: We haven't heard your name yet, friend.
- Ichabod Crane: I have not said it.”
Casper Van Dien - Brom Van Brunt
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane

“We're having too good a time today. We ain't thinking about tomorrow.”
Johnny Depp - John Dillinger

“Ugh. I think this women has need of a chiropractor.”

Johnny Depp - Mortdecai

“Truth is not always appearance.”
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane

“- Whitey Bulger: For 15 straight minutes, I been watching you putting your big fat fuckin' fingers into your disgusting mouth, which is filled with God knows what kind of fuckin' bacteria, and then you take the same big fat fuckin' filthy fingers and you stuff 'em back into the bowl that is there for public consumption. Now what the fuck are you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger
W. Earl Brown - John Martorano

“Beasts of obesity. Asses that wouldn't feel an arrow. The great whites. Probably the most dangerous creatures on earth.”
Johnny Depp - Kemp

- Jack Sparrow: My compass is unique.
- Norrington: "Unique" here having the meaning of "broken"?
- Jack Sparrow: True enough.
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Jack Davenport - Norrington

Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he's just a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That's like saying "He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man", or "That's not a diamond, it's just a rock".

Johnny Depp - Sir James Matthew Barrie

“- Gene Watson: You never once saw your mom and I kiss like that?
- Lynn Watson: No way.
- Gene Watson: Not once? How did you see us kiss? That's it? That 'mwah', that little peck of a kiss? Honey, you missed a whole lot of kissing.”

Johnny Depp - Gene Watson
Courtney Chase - Lynn Watson

“- Amy Rainey: You were always gone.
- Mort Rainey: I worked from home, Amy.”
Maria Bello - Amy Rainey
Johnny Depp - Mort Rainey

“Life is for the alive. So let's keep living it. Really living it.”
Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd

“There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love.”
Johnny Depp - Don Juan DeMarco

“- Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?
- Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
- Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it?”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Orlando Bloom - Will Turner

“Do you smell it? It's the smell of bastards. It's also the smell of truth.”
Johnny Depp - Kemp

- Bela Lugosi: The pure horror, it both repels and attracts them, because in their collective unconsiousness, they have the agony of childbirth. The blood. The blood is horror.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: You know, I never thought of that.
- Bela Lugosi: Take my word for it. If you want to make out with a young lady, take her to see "Dracula".

Martin Landau - Bela Lugosi
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood

“- Kemp: What's your name?
- Chenault: Let's keep that a secret.
- Kemp: But I don't even know it.
- Chenault: Then you'll keep it even better.”
Johnny Depp - Kemp
Amber Heard - Chenault

“I don't know what I'm looking for. I don't even know who I am.”

Johnny Depp - Rango