Jon Lovitz movie quotes

“- Clip Metzler: You know what your problem is? Nothing's ever good enough for you. The way I see it, you've got the perfect life. You've got a wonderful home, a terrific wife, a good job, and the best friend money can buy. What else could a guy want?
- Larry Burrows: A little excitement would be nice.”
Jon Lovitz - Clip Metzler
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“- Benny: Where are you gonna get four fourths and a third? Can't you add?
- Denny: I don't do fractions, all right?”

Jon Lovitz - Benny
Michael Rapaport - Denny

“- Glen: There is something wrong with your cow. I reach under there and I'm pulling, tugging, tugging, pulling, nothing, not a drop.
- Mitch: The cow's name is Norman. You were pulling on his dick.
- Glen: I'm gonna go wash up.”
Jon Lovitz - Glen Robbins
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“This is your basic yoga, I learned it in prison. It's good for stressful situations like this bank robbery, or if you're ever in prison and you're surrounded by ten men, helps relax you.”
Jon Lovitz - Dave Firpo

“- T.R. Chula: Boss, what's a subversive?
- Cat R. Waul: Someone who doesn't have very long to live.”
Jon Lovitz - T.R. Chula
John Marwood Cleese - Cat R. Waul

“- Richard Clark: Victoria, could you give me a ride home? I seem to have misplaced my car.
- Victoria Chapell: Oh, don't worry about it. All the teachers loose their car on their first day.”
Jon Lovitz - Richard Clark
Tia Carrere - Victoria Chapell

“The itsy bitsy spider caught a mouse in its web, the itsy bitsy spider bit off the mouse's head.”
Jon Lovitz - T.R. Chula

“- Emperor Tod Spengo: What do you think of me now, Afir?
- General Afir: I think you're a small, pathetic, insignificant, little criten.”

Jon Lovitz - Emperor Tod Spengo
Thalmus Rasulala - General Afir