J. K. Simmons movie quotes

“A true selfless act always sparks another.”
J. K. Simmons - Klaus

“Flowers? How much? If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! Get plastic!”

J. K. Simmons - J. Jonah Jameson

“The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.”

J. K. Simmons - Mac MacGuff

“Being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible.”
J. K. Simmons - Ford Pines

There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "good job".
J. K. Simmons - Fletcher

“I was there to push people beyond what's expected of them. I believe that's an absolute necessity.”
J. K. Simmons - Fletcher

“Bill-You're fired.
Sebastian-It's Christmas.
Bill-Yeah, I see the decorations. Good luck in the New Year.”
J. K. Simmons - Bill
Ryan Gosling - Sebastian

“- Klaus: Ho ho ho!
- Jesper: Wait, wait, wait. Time out. Really? THAT'S how you laugh?”
Jason Schwartzman - Jesper
J. K. Simmons - Klaus

“I tell you what, anybody tells you money can't buy happiness is full of shit.”
J. K. Simmons - Captain McKenna

“He's not a regular person, he's the next fucking President of the United fucking States!”

J. K. Simmons - Bill Dixon

“We're talking about how you get through today without pissing away everything we've all worked for on this campaign! If you lose this, we can kiss the White House goodbye.”
J. K. Simmons - Bill Dixon

“- Miss Brant: Boss, your wife's on the line, she said she lost her checkbook.
- J. Jonah Jameson: Thanks for the good news!”
Elizabeth Banks - Miss Brant
J. K. Simmons - J. Jonah Jameson

“- Peter Parker: Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander.
- J. Jonah Jameson: It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.”
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker
J. K. Simmons - J. Jonah Jameson

“- Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
- J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber.”
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker
J. K. Simmons - J. Jonah Jameson

“- Oogway: You've grown stronger!
- Kai: Five hundred years in the Spirit Realm; you pick up a thing or two.”

Randall Duk Kim - Oogway
J. K. Simmons - Kai

“I spent my whole life only recognizing my lucky breaks after they were gone.”
J. K. Simmons - Ray King

“I was old ten years ago.”
J. K. Simmons - Ray King

“- Arthur Rock: What the hell makes you think you can get him? Why would he ever leave Pepsi?
- Steve Jobs: Nobody remembers the world best soda salesman.”

J. K. Simmons - Arthur Rock
Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“- Kai: You must be the Dragon Warrior.
- Po: And you must be Kai. Beast of vengeance, Maker of widows.
- Kai: Yes! Finally thank you. Almost makes me want to spare your life.
- Po: Oh you want to spare me huh? How about you spare me the chit-chat alright let's do this.
- Kai: I'm going to take your chi then the chi of every panda in the...
- Po:...” (continue)(continue reading)
J. K. Simmons - Kai
Jack Black - Po

“I like to act. Every other aspect of show business I find uninteresting.”
J. K. Simmons

“I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny.”
J. K. Simmons

“People evolve and it's important to not stop evolving just because you've reached 'adulthood.'”
J. K. Simmons

“- Mac MacGuff: I thought you were the kind of girl who knew when to say when.
- Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.”
J. K. Simmons - Mac MacGuff
Ellen Page - Juno MacGuff

“Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was 12 years old, kid had a bush like a 40 years old Serbian.”
J. K. Simmons - Oswald Klaven

“- Oswald Klaven: My son is a gay man and I embrace his lifestyle.
- Robbie Klaven: That’s true. Dad loves the gays. I actually made him an honorary homo last month.”
J. K. Simmons - Oswald Klaven
Andy Samberg - Robbie Klaven