Jude Law movie quotes

“If you have ever lost someone very important to you, then you already know how it feels; and if you haven't, you cannot possibly imagine it.”
Jude Law - Lemony Snicket

“- Captain Robinson: What's the sea bed like?
- Blackie: [with labored walking] It's like butter made of dog shit.”

Jude Law - Robinson
Konstantin Khabenskiy - Blackie

“- Sky Captain: It's a mobile airstrip. Dex had a hand in designing it. It's kind of a secret. You can keep a secret, can't you, Polly?
- Polly Perkins: Yeah. I can keep a secret.”

Jude Law - Sky Captain
Gwyneth Paltrow - Polly Perkins

“If you could see my inside, or whatever you want to name it; my spirit, that's what I fear. I think I'm ruined. They kept trying to put me in the ground but I wasn't ready. But if I had... if I had goodness, I lost it. If I had anything tender in me, I shot it dead! How could I write to you after what I'd done? What I'd seen?”

Jude Law - Inman

“- Ted Pikul: He wanted to kill you. That's two people in one day who wanted to actually kill you.
- Allegra Geller: I've never been more popular.”
Jude Law - Ted Pikul
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Allegra Geller

“- Bradley Fine: Is he dangerous?
- Susan Cooper: Only if you have boobs.”

Jude Law - Bradley Fine
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Inman: You are all that keeps me from sliding into some dark place.
- Ada Monroe: But how did I keep you? We barely knew each other. A few moments.
- Inman: A thousand moments. They're like a bag of tiny diamonds glittering in a black heart. Don't matter if they're real or things I made up. The shape of your neck, that's real.”
Jude Law - Inman
Nicole Kidman - Ada Monroe

“- Tihomir Boyanov: I'm now the only one who knows just where that dangerously compact and transportable nuke is. So... I'd say I have more than ten seconds.
- Bradley Fine: Well then in that case, I'd say you'd better st- [sneezes and accidentally shoots Tihomir in the head]
- Bradley Fine: Oh, fuck...
- Susan Cooper: [on earpiece] Oh my God,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Raad Rawi - Tihomir Boyanov
Jude Law - Bradley Fine
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Gas: I operated a gas station.
- Ted Pikul: You still operate a gas station, don't you?
- Gas: Only on the most pathetic level of reality.”

Willem Dafoe - Gas
Jude Law - Ted Pikul

“- Captain Robinson: You speak English? Why didn't you say anything before?
- Morozov: No one speaks me, I don't speak them.”
Jude Law - Robinson
Grigoriy Dobrygin - Morozov

“Couples should never split up between Thanksgiving and January 2nd. Always have a relationship to see you through the holidays. Always.”
Jude Law - Alfie

“- Ted Pikul: We're both stumbling around together in this unformed world, whose rules and objectives are largely unknown, seemingly indecipherable or even possibly nonexistent, always on the verge of being killed by forces that we don't understand.
- Allegra Geller: That sounds like my game, all right.
- Ted Pikul: That sounds like a game that's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jude Law - Ted Pikul
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Allegra Geller

“- Freddie Miles: Don't you want to fuck every woman you see just once?
- Dickie Greenleaf: Just once?”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Freddie Miles
Jude Law - Dickie Greenleaf

“I never complain! How am I complaining? When do I ever complain about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess, your general lack of hygiene, or the fact that you steal my clothes?”

Jude Law - Dr. Watson

“- Mrs. Hudson: Oh, he's killed the dog. Again.
- Dr. Watson: [irritated] What have you done to Gladstone now?
- Sherlock Holmes: I was simply testing a new anesthetic. He doesn't mind.”
Geraldine James - Mrs. Hudson
Jude Law - Dr. Watson
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“- Captain Robinson: They think we're dirt. We are not dirt. They think they can tell us. They...
- Morozov: They? Who is they? Who is they? You hid escape suits. You lie us - all of us! You-they worse than they. Worse then they!”

Jude Law - Robinson
Grigoriy Dobrygin - Morozov

“There are two things I've learned in life: find someone to love and live everyday as if it were your last.”
Jude Law - Alfie

“You are a goddess. You wind me up inside.”

Jude Law - Gigolo Joe

“- Alice: What's your work?
- Dan: I'm sort of... journalist.
- Alice: What sort?
- Dan: I write obituaries.”
Natalie Portman - Alice
Jude Law - Dan

“Your girlfriend’s pregnant. Don’t you worry. You’ll be going home a rich man.”
Jude Law - Robinson

“- Captain Robinson: I've been with Agora for 11 years. I've been working on submarines for nearly 30. I lost my family to this job.
- Liam: They... They'd like you to clear your desk. Today.”

Jude Law - Robinson
Karl Davies - Liam

“I've always suspected that everyone else is having a far merrier Christmas than I am.”
Jude Law - Alfie

“There are two boys waiting out there, and if you're not coming I'll fuck them both myself! I'll take them to the Grand and fuck them in front of the whole fucking hotel and I'll send you the bill!”
Jude Law - Lord Alfred Douglas

“- Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
- Dan: That's my charm.”
Natalie Portman - Alice
Jude Law - Dan

“- Julie: Where were you last night?
- Alfie: I thought we agreed we weren't asking each other those questions.”
Marisa Tomei - Julie
Jude Law - Alfie