Jude Law movie quotes

“- Dan: Didn't fancy my sandwiches?
- Alice: Don't eat fish.
- Dan: Why not?
- Alice: Fish piss in the sea.
- Dan: So do children.
- Alice: Don't eat children either.”
Jude Law - Dan
Natalie Portman - Alice

“- Sky Captain: Did you cut my fuel line?
- Polly Perkins: Damn it! I didn't sabotage your lousy airplane!
- Sky Captain: Fine.
- Polly Perkins: Our last moments on Earth and this is all you have to say to me?
- Sky Captain: Could we just for once die without all this bickering?”
Jude Law - Sky Captain
Gwyneth Paltrow - Polly Perkins

“- Dickie Greenleaf: How could it take an hour to find an ambulance?
- Marge Sherwood: She was already dead, darling.
- Dickie Greenleaf: I don't know why people say this country is civilised. It isn't. It's fucking primitive!”
Jude Law - Dickie Greenleaf
Gwyneth Paltrow - Marge Sherwood

“Relax. I'm a doctor.”

Jude Law - Dr. Watson

“- Bernard: How is the sex?
- Dawn Campbell: The sex?
- Brad Stand: Come on, guys. Come on. That's private.
- Dawn Campbell: That's gross.
- Vivian: Our undercover surveillance shows it's been infrequent and short. Eight to nine minutes. Typically.”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernard
Naomi Watts - Dawn Campbell
Jude Law - Brad Stand
Lily Tomlin - Vivian

“- Inman: Ada, I wanna marry you. If you'll have me.
- Ada Monroe: Isn't there some religion where you just say I marry you, three times, and then you're man and wife?
- Inman: I marry you, I marry you, I marry you.”
Jude Law - Inman
Nicole Kidman - Ada Monroe

“Call me old fashioned, but I don't believe it to be appropriate to have sex with a woman who is unconcious.”
Jude Law - Graham

“In a flash I have my new year's resolution - aim higher.”
Jude Law - Alfie

“My breath smells like pear drops. Acetone. Acetone is what the body produces when it eats itself.”
Jude Law - Steven Grlscz

“Why is the only woman you've cared about a world class criminal? Are you a masochist?”

Jude Law - Dr. Watson

- Dan: I fell in love with her, Alice.
- Alice: Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, "I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it", and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet you there was one.
Jude Law - Dan
Natalie Portman - Alice

“Next time you're following me, you can buy me a drink.”

Jude Law - Steven Grlscz

“- Inman: I'm a deserter. If they find me here things could get bad for you.
- Maddy: What are they gonna do? Cut short my young life?”
Jude Law - Inman
Dame Eileen Atkins - Maddy

“I'm a full-time dad. I'm a working parent. I'm a mother and a father. I'm a guy who reads parenting books and cookbooks before I go to sleep.”
Jude Law - Graham

“I ain't getting shot again for some cause I don't believe in.”
Jude Law - Inman

“First impressions are often entirely wrong.”
Jude Law - Lemony Snicket

“- Bosie: I give you my gun and you'll shoot me dead.
- Inman: I will not shoot you, but nor am I walking down that mountain looking over my shoulder for you.
- Bosie: That's what you call a conundrum. I tell you what I've got on my side.
- Inman: What have you got on your side?
- Bosie: The confidence of youth.”
Jude Law - Inman
Charlie Hunnam - Bosie

“Jerome Morrow was never meant to be one step down on the podium.”
Jude Law - Jerome Eugene Morrow

“- Dan: Do you have any children?
- Anna: No.
- Dan: Would you like some?
- Anna: Yes, but not today.”
Jude Law - Dan
Julia Roberts - Anna

“- Dr. Watson: Get that out of my face.
- Sherlock Holmes: It's not in your face, it's in my hand.
- Dr. Watson: Get what's in your hand out of my face.”

Jude Law - Dr. Watson
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“- Lord Alfred Douglas: You like to write about dukes and duchesses, but you know nothing about them. You're the biggest snob I've ever met, and you think you're so daring because you fuck the occasional boy.
- Oscar Wilde: Bosie, please... You're killing me...
- Lord Alfred Douglas: You just about do when you're at your best. You're amusing,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jude Law - Lord Alfred Douglas
Stephen Fry - Oscar Wilde

“I told you how we men are. We want showstoppers. And the problem is, Julie hasn't got enough of the superficial things that really matter.”
Jude Law - Alfie

“- Vincent: I don't know how to thank you.
- Jerome: No, no. I got the better end of the deal. I only lent you my body. You lent me your dream.”

Ethan Hawke - Vincent Freeman
Jude Law - Jerome Eugene Morrow

“I don't have peace of mind. And if you don't have that, you've got nothing. So... So what's the answer? That's what I keep asking myself. What's it all about? You know what I mean?”
Jude Law - Alfie

“- Dan: Everybody wants to be happy.
- Larry: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing.”
Jude Law - Dan
Clive Owen - Larry