Julie Andrews movie quotes

“- King Marchand: I don't care if you are a man.
- Victoria Grant: I'm... not a man.
- King Marchand: I still don't care.”

James Garner - King Marchand
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant

“Close your mouth, please, Michael. We are not a codfish.”
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“When the Lord closes a door, somewhere He opens a window.”
Julie Andrews - Maria

“- Jane: Lime cordial, delicious!
- Michael: Strawberry! Mmm.
- Mary Poppins: Rum punch! Quite satisfactory [hiccup].”

Karen Dotrice - Jane Banks
Matthew Garber - Michael Banks
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“- Bert: All right, I'll do it myself!
- Mary Poppins: Do what?
- Bert: Bit o' magic!
- Michael: A bit of magic?
- Bert: It's easy! Let's see... You think [he, Jane, and Michael do so], you wink [they do it], you do a double blink [they do it], you close your eyes... and jump [they jump onto the drawing but nothing happens]
- Jane: Is...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dick Van Dyke - Bert
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins
Matthew Garber - Michael Banks
Karen Dotrice - Jane Banks

“We never rush, we hasten.”
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi

- Victoria Grant: Let me ask you a question.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: You want to know if I'm a homosexual.
- Victoria Grant: No. I want to know if you're a hypochondriac.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“- Victoria Grant: Could I see the wine list?
- Waiter: We have a white 1934, we have a red 1934. Last week we had some Rosee, but we're using it in the salad.”
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Graham Stark - Waiter

“- Victoria Grant: Your problem, Mr. Marchand, is that you're preoccupied with stereotypes. I think it's as simple as you're one kind of man, I'm another.
- King Marchand: And what kind are you?
- Victoria Grant: One that doesn't have to prove it. To myself, or anyone.”
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
James Garner - King Marchand

“- Mia Thermopolis: Now, what did you want to tell me?
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life.
- Mia Thermopolis: I already have braces.
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.”
Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi

“A princess never chases a chicken.”
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi

“In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun, and the job's a game!”
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

- Robert: Why did you give me a ride?
- Catherine: Because I was looking for a nightmarish adventure in the snowy wilderness.
- Robert: No, why did you?
- Catherine: Because I recognized the look.
- Robert: What look?
- Catherine: The look that says, "I love my mate more than anything in the world, but if I spend one more minute in here watching... (continue)(continue reading)
James Garner - Robert Woodward
Julie Andrews - Catherine

- Victoria Grant: If all goes well, I expect to leave here poor, but sated. I have a... a bug in my purse. At the appropriate moment, it goes in my salad.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: It'll never work.
- Victoria Grant: A bug in my salad?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: In a place like this, it would be an event if there wasn't a bug in your salad.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“Never judge things by their appearance... even carpetbags. I'm sure I never do.”
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“The Queen is never late, everybody else is simply early.”
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi

- Victoria Grant: I know this is going to sound crazy, but I don't know if I'm even gonna be able to sleep, I'm so tired.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: I'll get you a cognac.
- Victoria Grant: That'll help me sleep?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: No, but it makes staying awake a hell of a lot more fun.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“- Captain von Trapp: Drapes?
- Maria: They still have plenty of wear left. The children have been everywhere in them.
- Captain von Trapp: Do you mean to tell me that my children have been roaming about Salzburg dressed up in nothing but some old drapes?
- Maria: Hm-hm. And having a marvelous time!”
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp
Julie Andrews - Maria

“- King Marchand: If you were a man, I'd knock your block off.
- Victoria Grant: And prove that you're a man?
- King Marchand: That's a woman's argument.”
James Garner - King Marchand
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant

“- King: I just wish I could be the man you deserve.
- Queen: You are more that man now than you ever were, warts and all.”
John Marwood Cleese - King
Julie Andrews - Queen

“Spit-spot!”

Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“- King Marchand: I just find it hard to believe that you're a man.
- Victoria Grant: Because you found me attractive as a woman?
- King Marchand: Yes, as a matter of fact.
- Victoria Grant: That happens frequently.”
James Garner - King Marchand
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant

“- Captain von Trapp: Now, when I want you, this is what you will hear.
[blows whistle]
- Maria: Oh, no, sir. I'm sorry, sir. I could never answer to a whistle. Whistles are for dogs and cats and other animals, but not for children and definitely not for me. It would be too... humiliating.”
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp
Julie Andrews - Maria

“- Security Guard Lionel: Your Majesty, I would gladly take a bullet for you.
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Oh, how brave. Most interns don't even want to fetch me my tea.”
Erik Bragg - Security Guard Lionel
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi

“Nepotism belongs in the arts, not in plumbing.”
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi