Julie Andrews movie quotes

“- Victoria Grant: I'll sleep with you for a meatball.
- Manager of Victoria's hotel: You would?
- Victoria Grant: Oh, missed your chance.”
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Michael Robbins - Manager of Victoria's Hotel

“- Catherine: Can't you go faster? I could walk faster!
- Robert: Okay, then get off!”

Julie Andrews - Catherine
James Garner - Robert Woodward

“- Jane: Mary Poppins, we won't let you go!
- Mary Poppins: Go? What on earth are you talking about?
- Michael: Didn't you get sacked?
- Mary Poppins: Sacked? Certainly not. I am never sacked!
- Jane: Oh, Mary Poppins!
- Jane, Michael: Hurrah, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray...
- Mary Poppins: Neither am I a Maypole. Kindly stop spinning...” (continue)(continue reading)
Karen Dotrice - Jane Banks
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins
Matthew Garber - Michael Banks

“You know how Sister Berthe always makes me kiss the floor after we've had a disagreement? Well, lately I've taken to kissing the floor whenever I see her coming, just to save time.”
Julie Andrews - Maria

- Mia: Shut up!
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I beg your pardon, "Shut up"?
- Consulate Maitre D' : Oh, your majesty, in America, it doesn't always mean to be quiet. Here it could mean "Wow, gee whiz, golly wolly"...
Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi
Joe Ross - Consulate Maitre D'

“That's a pie crust promise; easily made, easily broken!”
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“I forgot the other boy. Oh, what's his name? Oh, well, God bless What's-his-name.”

Julie Andrews - Maria

“Supercalafragalisticexpealadocious.”
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins

“You know I have nothing but contempt for you. Sitting there year after year listening to miserable people like me tell you how the world does destroy them. Have you ever once felt anything like the pain they feel? All the despair... all the fear? You make your living from their suffering and you don't understand a shred of it. Anyone of us is...” (continue)(continue reading)

Julie Andrews - Stephanie Anderson

- Victoria Grant: Well it's probably for the best.
- King Marchand: That's as bad as "love is a two-way street".
- Victoria Grant: What it lacks in originality it makes up for in prophecy.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
James Garner - King Marchand

- Carole "Toddy" Todd: You were going to trade your virtue for a meatball!
- Victoria Grant: Well, I was out of my mind with hunger at the time, and at least it was something for something.
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant

“- Captain von Trapp: Fraulein Maria, did I or did I not say that bedtime is to be strictly observed in this household?
- Maria: Yes, well the children were scared of the thunderstorm and... you did, sir.
- Captain von Trapp: And do you or do you not have trouble following these simple instructions?
- Maria: Only during thunderstorms, sir.”
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp
Julie Andrews - Maria

“- Mary Poppins: I beg your pardon, are you ill?
- George Banks: I hope not.”
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins
David Tomlinson - Mr. Banks

“- Friedrich: I'm Friedrich. I'm fourteen. I'm impossible!
- Maria: [laughing] Really? Who told you that, Friedrich?
- Friedrich: Fraulein Josephine, four governesses ago.”
Nicholas Hammond - Friedrich
Julie Andrews - Maria

- Carole "Toddy" Todd: God, there'd been times I'd given my soul to cry like that.
- Victoria Grant: I hate it!
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: You wouldn't if you couldn't do it anymore.

Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant

“- Mary Poppins: Now about my wages; the reference here is very obscure.
- George Banks: [dazed] Very obscure.
- Mary Poppins: We must be clear on that point, mustn't we?
- George Banks: Yes, we must indeed.
- Mary Poppins: I shall require every second Tuesday off.
- George Banks: [Banks stares into the fireplace] Every Tuesday.
- Mary Poppins:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins
David Tomlinson - Mr. Banks

- Victoria Grant: Men have Adam's apples.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: So do some women.
- Victoria Grant: Name one.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: Nana Lanu.

Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

- Victoria Grant: Nana Lanu, who's she?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: The last woman I slept with.
- Victoria Grant: When was that?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: The night before the morning I decided to become a homosexual.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“- Samantha Taylor: That looks bad, have you taken anything for it?
- George Webber: Yes, I took four of your birth control pills, I hope that's okay.
- Samantha Taylor: Try an antihistimine.
- George Webber: I don't like those, they make me pregnant.”

Julie Andrews - Samantha Taylor
Dudley Moore - George Webber

- Mary Poppins: You know, you can say it backwards, which is "docious-ali-expi-istic-fragil-cali-rupus" - but that's going a bit too far, don't you think?
- Bert: Indubitably!
Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins
Dick Van Dyke - Bert

“A queen is never late. Everyone else is simply early.”
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi

“- Mary Poppins: Why, it's the most disgraceful sight I've ever seen, or my name isn't Mary Poppins.
- Bert: Speakin' o' names, I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- Uncle Albert: What's the name of his other leg?”

Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins
Dick Van Dyke - Bert
Ed Wynn - Uncle Albert

“- Felix Farmer: Irving, she's got a very big scene to do!
- Sally Miles: I'm going to show my boobies. What do you think, Irving, you've seen my boobies. Hmm, are they worth showing?
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: Well, since I can only render an evaluation based on a completely impersonal, purely professional examination of the subject, uh, subjects,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Richard Mulligan - Felix Farmer
Julie Andrews - Sally Miles
Robert Preston - Dr. Irving Finegarten

“- Catherine: Oh good, there's a tractor so there must be a farm up ahead.
- Robert: How do you know? The farm could have burnt down and all that's left is the tractor
- Catherine: You're a glass half empty kind of fellow, aren't you?
- Robert: No, I just live in the real world where people don't drive Jaguars in the snow.”
Julie Andrews - Catherine
James Garner - Robert Woodward

“- Sally Miles: You know, you are sexually notorious.
- Tim Culley: Semi-fraudulent reputation, which I do everything I can to encourage.
- Sally Miles: Why?
- Tim Culley: Because it's the best way for an old man to compete in a young man's world.”
Julie Andrews - Sally Miles
William M. Holden - Tim Culley