Justin Long movie quotes

“If a guy is treating you like he doesn't give a shit, he genuinely doesn't give a shit. No exceptions.”
Justin Long - Alex

“- Matthew 'Matt' Farrell: You probably shouldn't antagonize them, since they have all the loaded guns.
- Lucy Gennario McClane: Will you just take a minute and dig deep for a bigger set of balls, 'cause you're gonna need 'em.”

Justin Long - Matthew 'Matt' Farrell
Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Lucy Gennaro McClane

“Dave-They're savings bonds. In seven years you will get to buy something really nice.
Alvin-Do you have any that you bought seven years ago?”
Jason Lee - Dave
Justin Long - Alvin

“- Eckle: That's our planet after the attack of the Humaniacs. They're gonna eat our brains for dinner!
- Lem: Everybody, please, that's ridiculous.
- Skiff: Totally ridiculous! Brains for dinner? Come on! Brains are breakfast with cereal and milk. Dinner is organs and eyeballs.”
Freddie Benedict - Eckle
Justin Long - Lem

“- Lem: You were just talking alien.
- Captain Charles T. Baker: Hey, I'm not the alien here. You are.”
Justin Long - Lem
The Rock - Captain Charles T. Baker

“Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.”
Justin Long - Doctor

“I’m thinking past the point of my own selfish little existence now, okay? We’re both pretty damn sure what we saw him dump down that pipe, right?”

Justin Long - Darry

“- Trish: What the hell was that guy's problem?
- Darry: For my first guess, inbreeding‼”

Gina Philips - Trish
Justin Long - Darry

“- Lem: Skiff, I'm not a zombie.
- Skiff: Yeah, that's what you zombies are programmed to say. Tell me something the real Lem would know.”
Justin Long - Lem
Seann William Scott - Skiff

“I've always been proud of the fact that I can hold it together and I rarely break. It's a point of pride for me.”
Justin Long

“Nine out of 10 people who recognize me recognize me from the commercials.”
Justin Long

“I look like a geeky hacker, but I don't know anything about computers.”
Justin Long

“- Lem: A cork?
- Skiff: It's your best defense against the aliens' favorite form of research. The probe. You put it...
- Lem: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I get it.”
Justin Long - Lem
Seann William Scott - Skiff

“You know what? You're a criminal. 'Cause you rob these kids of their creativity and their passion. That's the real crime!”

Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines

“I can see my whole life! A house, a car, two kids, they'll grow up and have kids. They'll come home to visit on holidays.”

Justin Long - Lem

“I smoked some weed the other night, and I think this shit was laced, because I went out right away and got these tattoos on my eyelids to make it look while I was sleeping that people would think I was awake.”
Justin Long - Junior

“I know what you are afraid of... and it is not Chuck. It's not monsters or aliens. it's the unknown. I spent my whole life running from it. And I think, maybe, you have, too. But, I'm telling you. The unknown isn't something to be afraid of. It can be your best friend. And just when you think that it means the end of everything you know, it's...” (continue)(continue reading)

Justin Long - Lem

“- Lem: She's the girl of my dreams. And now, she hates me.
- Captain Charles T. Baker: Hate's a strong word. You mean to say, she just... dislikes you.”

Justin Long - Lem
The Rock - Captain Charles T. Baker

“Harmon College and their - their 100 years of tradition. But tradition of what? Of hazing kids and humiliating anyone who's a bit different? Of putting so much pressure on kids they turn into these - these stress freaks and caffeine addicts.”
Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines

“The news is completely manipulated. Everything you hear, every single day is designed by corporate media to do one thing only. To keep you living in fear.”
Justin Long - Matthew 'Matt' Farrell

“- Trish: Christ, do you think they even have a phone?
- Darry: I'm guessing no phones and a lot of guns.”

Gina Philips - Trish
Justin Long - Darry

“Sometimes you smile because you're happy. Other times, you smile just because you've survived. But hey, a smile is a smile.”
Justin Long - Donald

“- Darry: We pounded it to dust. We watched it blow the fuck away.
- Jezelle Gay Hartman: I think it's eaten too many hearts, for its own to ever stop!”

Justin Long - Darry
Patricia Belcher - Jezelle Gay Hartman

“I'm an expert in rejection, and I can see it on your faces, and it's too bad that you judge us by the way we look and not by who we are, just because you want us to be more like them when the truth is we're not like them, and I am damn proud of that fact!”
Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines

“- Gigi: I'm just supposed to turn from every guy who doesn't like me?
- Alex: Uh. Yeah!
- Gigi: There's not gonna be anybody left.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Gigi
Justin Long - Alex