Kathleen Turner movie quotes

“- Det. Sgt. Halsey: That's your husband.
- Jane Blue: I know.
- Det. Sgt. Halsey: Does he know how to play the trumpet?
- Jane Blue: Apparently.”

Larry Miller - Halsey
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“- Eddie Valiant: Seriously, what do you see in that guy?
- Jessica Rabbit: He makes me laugh.”

Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant
Kathleen Turner - Jessica Rabbit

“- Peter Shayne: Save your soul, whore!
- China Blue: Save your money, shithead!”
Anthony Perkins - Peter Shayne
Kathleen Turner - China Blue

“- Jeff Blue: You know what's funny? That gray van over there.
- Jane Blue: Funny ha-ha or funny interesting?”
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“- Ned: I like this place; it's got a nice feel.
- Matty: You were on top.
- Ned: So it could use a better mattress. See to it, will you?
- Matty: Yes, sir.”
William Hurt - Ned Racine
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker

“- Roger Rabbit: Okay, nobody move! All right, you weasels, grab some sky or I let the judge have it. You heard me, I said drop it!
- Jessica Rabbit: Roger, darling!
- Roger Rabbit: That's right, my dear. I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage.”
Charles Fleischer - Roger Rabbit
Kathleen Turner - Jessica Rabbit

“Roger, darling. I want you to know I love you. I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit.”
Kathleen Turner - Jessica Rabbit

“- Jeff Blue: She's fretful. She's nervous.
- Jane Blue: You're describing a baby with colic.”

Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“- Dolores: If you lay one finger on me, I'll kill you.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again.
- Dolores: Nobody's going to keep me from working in this town.”
Kathleen Turner - Dolores Benedict
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“What's that? Your IQ, or the size of your dick?”
Kathleen Turner - Vic

“- Barbara Rose: Have you ever made angry love?
- Gavin D'Amato: Is there any other way?”
Kathleen Turner - Barbara Rose
Danny DeVito - Gavin D'Amato

“None of my daughters lacked for any love, there was plenty of love in our household. I never understood why.”
Kathleen Turner - Mrs. Lisbon

“- Beverly R. Sutphin: I'm so happy I could shit.
- Beverly: Chip, you know how I hate the brown word.”
Matthew Lillard - Chip
Kathleen Turner - Beverly R. Sutphin

“- Jeff Blue: That's funny.
- Jane Blue: What?
- Jeff Blue: A shoe.
- Jane Blue: And?
- Jeff Blue: It's got a foot in it.”

Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“- Evelyn Kelcher: Is Charlie pressuring you into doing things you don't think you should be doing?
- Peggy Sue: What do you mean?
- Evelyn Kelcher: Peggy, you know what a penis is? Stay away from it!”
Barbara Harris - Evelyn Kelcher
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue

- Jack: So how'd they get out?
- Joan: What?
- Jack: In "The Savage Secret".
- Joan: Oh. Um... Jesse had a knife hidden in his boot. You wouldn't happen to have a knife, would you?
- Jack: I'm not even wearing underwear.

Michael Douglas - Jack
Kathleen Turner - Joan

“Charlie, it's like there's this window into my heart and you can open and crawl in whenever you want. Well, I've got to close it or nothing is ever going to change.”
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue

“- Mr. Snelgrove: What's the meaning of this, Peggy Sue?
- Peggy Sue: Well, Mr Snelgrove, I happen to know that in the future I will not have the slightest use for algebra, and I speak from experience.”

Ken Grantham - Mr. Snelgrove
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue

“- Jane Blue: Jeff's a lousy shot. He had to bribe the examiner at the FBI.
- Jeff Blue: That's a lie! I bribed the guy at the CIA. I blackmailed the guy at the FBI.”

Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“- Irene Walker: Charley, I've been doin' three to four hits a year for the past couple of years, most at full pay.
- Charley Partanna: That many?
- Irene Walker: Well, it's not many when you consider the size of the population.”
Kathleen Turner - Irene Walker
Jack Nicholson - Charley Partanna

- Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: My source at the FBI said they didn't think you were, and I quote, "Bureau material".
- Jeff Blue: That's true. I'm more of an end table.
- Jane Blue: I always thought of you as a dining room chair.
- Jeff Blue: Really? I see you as a rosewood armoire with really nice drawers.
Obba Babatundé - Sawyer
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“- Ned: Can I buy you a drink?
- Matty: I told you. I've got a husband.
- Ned: I'll buy him one too.
- Matty: He's out of town.
- Ned: My favorite kind. We'll drink to him.
- Matty: Only comes up on weekends.
- Ned: I'm liking him better all the time.”
William Hurt - Ned Racine
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker

“Although we may run out of Pan Am coffee, we will never run out of TWA tea.”
Kathleen Turner - China Blue

“- Oliver Rose: You weren't even multi-orgasmic before you met me, were you?
- Barbara Rose: You really expect me to keep on reassuring you sexually even now when we disgust each other?”
Michael Douglas - Oliver Rose
Kathleen Turner - Barbara Rose

“- Peggy Sue: You think time travel is possible for people?
- Richard Norvik: Yes. It's absolutely possible for people, for dogs, for cancan girls.
- Peggy Sue: Oh, then I'm not crazy.
- Richard Norvik: Well, I really don't know if you're crazy. I know most people think I am.”
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue
Barry Miller - Richard Norvik