Kathleen Turner movie quotes

“- Jeff Blue: I was walking at 8 months.
- Jane Blue: You were walking at a year and a half. Your mother was ready to call in specialists.”
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“- Jane Blue: Frank sent the Fisher-Price Barnyard.
- Jeff Blue: You sent that? Aw, do you know those cows really moo?
- Jane Blue: Jeff plays with it day and night.”
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Dolores, I am making a citizen's divorce.
- Dolores: What?
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: By the powers vested in me, I hereby declare our marriage null and void! E pluribus unum!”
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
Kathleen Turner - Dolores Benedict

“- Peggy Sue: I know lots of things that are gonna happen. There's gonna be testtube babies and heart tranplants. An American named Neil Armstrong is going to be the first man to walk on the moon, July 20, 1969.
- Richard Norvik: 1969? That's six years ahead of schedule.”
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue
Barry Miller - Richard Norvik

“- Matty: You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
- Ned: What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? I got 'em all.
- Matty: You don't look lazy.”
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker
William Hurt - Ned Racine

“- Joan: If you don't tell me what the hell is going on around here, I am going to be on the first plane back to New York!
- Omar: It's impossible. Tomorrow we journey to Kadhir where the following night I will proclaim myself Emperor of the Nile. You must be there with me. It will be your most important chapter.”
Kathleen Turner - Joan
Spiros Focás - Omar

“My face got betrayed by my mouth.”
Kathleen Turner - Vic

“- Jane Blue: Wait here.
- Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: No way!
- Jeff Blue: Ted, Jane's an expert in martial arts even I can't pronounce. She can kill you seven different ways without using her hands. Do what she says.
- Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: Maybe I'll just wait here.”
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
Obba Babatundé - Sawyer
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“- Frank: The FBI thinks it's organized crime.
- Jane Blue: Ah, the FBI thinks everything is organized crime.”
Richard Jenkins - Frank
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“If you think you're going to get back in my panties, forget it. There's one asshole in there already.”

Kathleen Turner - China Blue

“- Jane Blue: Let me see if I understand this correctly. You took our child into a knife fight?
- Jeff Blue: It was a fair fight - two of them, two of us...”
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“- Alberta Russell: We are who we are, irrespective of the company we keep.
- Rebecca Trager Lott: Which is why ever since some painter screamed for his idiot dog with a stupid name we've been unable to utter one intelligent word.”
Kathleen Turner - Alberta Russell
Elizabeth Perkins - Rebecca Trager Lott

“- Ruth Matthews: We all go a little crazy sometimes, doctor.
- Jake Beerlander: Yes, Ms. Matthews, but most of us come back.”
Kathleen Turner - Ruth Matthews
Tommy Lee Jones - Jake Beerlander

“- Michael Fitzsimmons: Gilfond's okay, except that he thinks Hemingway is great literature.
- Peggy Sue: And you don't?
- Michael Fitzsimmons: He's a fisherman. The most overrated writer of the century. I mean, man he is the perfect American Author - fat, violent, drunk.”
Kevin J. O'Connor - Michael Fitzsimmons
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue

“- Alberta Russell: Where is your joy, Lucy?
- Lucy Trager: God! Why are you always everywhere with something to say?!”
Kathleen Turner - Alberta Russell
Gwyneth Paltrow - Lucy Trager

“- Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: Isn't the baby a little young for dolls?
- Jeff Blue: It's for me. It's a post-feminist doll.
- Jane Blue: Goes to work with little sneakers on but resents it.”
Obba Babatundé - Sawyer
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“- Peter Shayne: Don't fight me, child. I'm the messenger of God and I only want to heal you.
- China Blue: Heal thyself, pimp shit!”
Anthony Perkins - Peter Shayne
Kathleen Turner - China Blue

“- Rena: You know Claudia, since you left us, rumor has it that you've gone into the darkside.
- Claudia: Ha! A witch? Moi? Oh, you can't be serious. Do I look like a witch to you?
- Rena: Well, you know, you really should leave because if Hortense was to see you here, I could lose my own wand.”
Teri Garr - Rena
Kathleen Turner - Claudia

“- China Blue: Are you that desperate or that horny?
- Bobby Grady: Uh... no. Married.”
Kathleen Turner - China Blue
John Laughlin - Bobby Grady

“- Dolores: By the way, I fired Ramon yesterday.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Ramon? Ramon is such a fine man. What did he do?
- Dolores: He came up behind me and he grabbed my breasts.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: What? I haven't even done that yet.”

Kathleen Turner - Dolores Benedict
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“- Misty: He killed people, mom.
- Beverly R. Sutphin: We all have our bad days.”
Ricki Lake - Misty
Kathleen Turner - Beverly R. Sutphin

“- Ned: Maybe you shouldn't dress like that.
- Matty: This is a blouse and a skirt. I don't know what you're talking about.
- Ned: You shouldn't wear that body.”
William Hurt - Ned Racine
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker

“- Matty: My temperature runs a couple of degrees high, around a hundred. I don't mind. It's the engine or something.
- Ned: Maybe you need a tune up.
- Matty: Don't tell me. You have just the right tool.”
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker
William Hurt - Ned Racine

“- Jack: I thought you said you wanted to sail around the world with me?
- Joan: Well, I do, but, but not all of it this week. I mean, Jack, this is just becoming a blur. Exotic ports. And great parties. And spectacular sunsets. It's not enough.”
Michael Douglas - Jack
Kathleen Turner - Joan

“- Bobby Grady: You remind me of this hamster I had when I was a kid.
- China Blue: I remind you of a hamster?
- Bobby Grady: Yep. He ran away whenever you tried to touch him.”
John Laughlin - Bobby Grady
Kathleen Turner - China Blue