Keith David movie quotes

“I came out singing, the doctor slapped me on the head, and I started singing.”
Keith David

“There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now, you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life.”
Keith David - Louis Fedders

“Son, you're talking to Elvis Presley! Do I look like a dating service?”
Keith David - Elvis Presley

“- MacReady: Somebody in this camp ain't what he appears to be. Right now that may be one or two of us. By spring, it could be all of us.
- Childs: So, how do we know who's human? If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how would you know if it was really me?”

Kurt Russell - MacReady
Keith David - Childs

“Look at those bodacious set of ta-tas.”
Keith David - Sid Worley

“- Imam: I have already prayed with the others. It is painless.
- Riddick: It is pointless.”
Keith David - Abu 'Imam' al-Walid
Vin Diesel - Richard B. Riddick

“Everybody know the poor are always being fucked over by the rich. Always have, always will.”
Keith David - King

“Actually, I wanted to be an actor when I was two years old.”
Keith David

“- Chris: I volunteered. I dropped out of college, and told them I wanted the infantry, combat, and Vietnam.
- Crawford: You volunteered for this shit, man?
- Chris: You believe that?
- King: You's a crazy fucker, giving up college.
- Chris: It didn't make much sense. I wasn't learning anything.”
Charlie Sheen - Chris
Chris Pedersen - Crawford
Keith David - King

“When I feel like talking to you, I will look at you.”
Keith David - Louis Fedders

“It can't hurt, publicity is publicity, controversy and all that, it's all good.”
Keith David

“I loved old movies as a kid, so I always watched old movies.”
Keith David

“In fact, I have never met anyone who didn't like Gargoyles.”
Keith David

“- Judge B. Bennet Galloway: Mr. Jackson, six months ago you were caught shoplifting at a Stop 'N Shop, with a box full of Ding Dongs and a six pack of Banana Strawberry Boone's Farm.
- LeeJohn: Uh, your honor, it was Goober Grape.
- Judge B. Bennet Galloway: When the arresting officer searched you, he found a twenty dollar bill in your pocket....” (continue)(continue reading)
Keith David - Judge B. Bennet Galloway
Tracy Morgan - LeeJohn

“- Boone: I'm tired of getting hauled around all the time! I might'a known you'd take the side of that stinkin' savage!
- Little Bear: He smells, Omri, and he calls me a dirty savage.
- Boone: Oh, I didn't call you dirty. I called you stinkin'!”

Keith David - Boone
Litefoot - Little Bear

“- Lieutenant Andrew Tyler: Mr. Coonan, our boys are submarine sailors, not combat marines.
- Marine Maj. Coonan: The boys onboard that U-boat are sailors too. Your men'll be ready, Lieutenant. I'll train them myself.
- Lt. Commander Mike Dahlgren: You've come to the right boat.”
Matthew McConaughey - Lt. Andrew Tyler
Keith David - Maj. Matthew Coonan
Bill Paxton - Lt. Cmdr. Mike Dahlgren

“Let's be nice; let's be civil. And let's drop those guns before I pull this trigger and change the way you feel about me.”

Keith David - Louis Fedders

“- Frank: What do these things want?
- Gilbert: They're free-enterprisers. The earth is just another developing planet. Their third world.”
Keith David - Frank
Peter Jason - Gilbert

“- Boone: Where may I ask, is my coffee? I always start my day with a cup of coffee.
- Omri: Okay, if you're good, I'll make you breakfast.
- Little Bear: Cook? Like a woman! You are a woman!”
Keith David - Boone
Hal Scardino - Omri
Litefoot - Little Bear

“- Jake Gittes: I wouldn't extort a nickel from my worst enemy. That's where I draw the line.
- Loach: Well, I'll tell you, Jake. I knew a whore once. For the right amount of money, she'd piss in a guy's face. But she wouldn't shit on his chest. You see, that's where she drew the line.”
Jack Nicholson - Jake Gittes
Keith David - Loach

“You even glance in the direction of that little kid Tyrone, and I'm a fuck you up so bad you're gonna wish I had killed you.”

Keith David - André the Giant

“- Detective John Mulcahey: Maybe she didn't want to belong.
- Sue Snell: Everybody wants to belong. Anyone who tells you they don't is lying.”

Keith David - Detective John Mulchaey
Kandyse McClure - Sue Snell

“- Imam: Because you do not believe in God does not mean God does not believe in...
- Riddick: Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Keith David - Abu 'Imam' al-Walid
Vin Diesel - Richard B. Riddick

“- Louis Fedders: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
- Carl Taylor: C'mon, guys. I'm not gonna get in over my head.
- James St. James: Yeah, well that depends on which head you're talking about.”
Keith David - Louis Fedders
Charlie Sheen - Carl Taylor
Emilio Estevez - James St. James

“- Skip: Man, one thing I can't figure out. People be out of work everywhere and the government just be throwing money away!
- Kirby: That's Uncle Sam for you, son. Money to burn.”
Chris Tucker - Skip
Keith David - Kirby