Kevin Costner movie quotes

“- Terence Mann: You're from the sixties.
- Ray Kinsella: Well, yeah, actually...
- Terence Mann: [spraying at Ray Kinsella with a insecticide sprayer] Out! Back to the sixties! Back! There's no place for you here in the future! Get back while you still can!”
Kevin Costner - Terence Mann
James Earl Jones - Ray Kinsella

“From my experience, anger, frustration, insult, they all call for... they all call for different responses.”
Kevin Costner - Ethan Renner

“- Sonny Weaver Jr.: There's me doing my job, you doing yours. Your job is to coach the team I give you. They do it different in Dallas?
- Coach Penn: Yeah, they do. They win.”
Kevin Costner - Sonny Weaver Jr.
Denis Colin Leary - Coach Penn

“- Phil Hicks: You are the most irresponsible person I have ever met.
- Gardner Barnes: Well, somebody had to be.”
Judd Nelson - Phil Hicks
Kevin Costner - Gardner Barnes

“They look warlike? Jesus Christ, we're lighting off nuclear weapons like it's our own private Fourth of July!”
Kevin Costner - Kenny O'Donnell

“- Bud Johnson: Jesus, Molly, you've got to quit being such a smartass.
- Molly Johnson: And you have to stop using 'Jesus' as a cussword all the time. He's a billion people's Saviour.”
Kevin Costner - Bud Johnson
Madeline Carroll - Molly Johnson

“- Scoop: Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- Eliot Ness: I think I'll have a drink.”
Steven Goldstein - Scoop
Kevin Costner - Eliot Ness

“- Jim Malone: Ah, I'm among the heathen. That is my call box key, and that... is my St. Jude medallion.
- Eliot Ness: Saint who?
- George: Santo Jude. The patron saint of lost causes.
- Jim Malone: And policemen.
- Ness: Well, which are we, gentlemen... policemen, or lost causes?”
Sir Sean Connery - Jim Malone
Kevin Costner - Eliot Ness
Brad Sullivan - George

“- Phil Hicks: Where's your car?
- Gardner Barnes: You're drinkin' it!”
Judd Nelson - Phil Hicks
Kevin Costner - Gardner Barnes

“In fact, you talk all the time. It's like a storm when you're around!”

Kevin Costner - Mariner

“- Mariner: Two drifters meet. Something needs to be exchanged.
- Drifter: I know the code. But I'll give this one to you for free.
- Mariner: Nothing's free in Waterworld.”
Kevin Costner - Mariner
Chaim Jeraffi - Drifter

“- Vivi Delay: Lose the bike. Buy a suit.
- Ethan Renner: Why?
- Vivi Delay: Because I like my boys better dressed than the men they kill.”
Amber Heard - Vivi Delay
Kevin Costner - Ethan Renner

“- Gus: What's great about dating homeless girls?
- Murphy: What?
- Gus: You can drop them off anywhere.”
David Arquette - Gus
Kevin Costner - Murphy

“There's more at stake here than our lives or the lives of those around us. When the world... when the world finds out what you can do, it's gonna change everything; our... our beliefs, our notions of what it means to be human... everything.”
Kevin Costner - Jonathan Kent

“- Heather Aubrey: So, are you my mom's boyfriend?
- Billy Chapel: I'm not sure.
- Heather Aubrey: But you've slept with her.”
Jena Malone - Heather Aubrey
Kevin Costner - Billy Chapel

“- Judy: ...Then she had her utopian tubes removed.
- Gardner Barnes: No, that's fallopian darlin'.
- Judy: Fallopian? Them's books of the bible silly... first and second fallopians!”
Elizabeth Daily - Judy
Kevin Costner - Gardner Barnes

“- Helen O'Donnell: And while you're under a rock somewhere with the President, what am I supposed to do with our five children, Kenny?
- Kenny O'Donnell: Honey, we're not going to let it come to that, I promise. Jack and Bobby, they're smart guys.
- Helen O'Donnell: You're smart, too.
- Kenny O'Donnell: Not like them.”
Lucinda Jenney - Helen O'Donnell
Kevin Costner - Kenny O'Donnell

Strangers... I hate this. Do they want to share what they got or take what you got? Do you say "hi" or do you blow them away?
Kevin Costner - The Postman

“If the sun comes up tomorrow, it is only because of men of good will. And that's... that's all there is between us and the devil.”
Kevin Costner - Kenny O'Donnell

“There will come a time when you might have to decide who lives and dies out there. It's a terrible responsibility but it's one you will have to make as a rescue swimmer. The bigger reality is also something you are going to have to live with as a human being.”
Kevin Costner - Ben Randall

“It sounds vain, but I could probably make a difference for almost everyone I ever met if I chose to involve myself with them either professionally or personally.”
Kevin Costner

“- Shoeless Joe Jackson: What's with the lights?
- Ray Kinsella: Oh, all the stadiums have them now. Even Wrigley Field.
- Shoeless Joe Jackson: Makes it harder to see the ball.
- Ray Kinsella: Yeah, well, the owners found that more people can attend night games.
- Shoeless Joe Jackson: [shakes his head] Owners.”
Kevin Costner - Shoeless Joe Jackson
Ray Liotta - Ray Kinsella

“Last night should've been the biggest night of my life, and it wasn't. It wasn't because you weren't there. So I just wanted to tell you, not to change your mind or keep you from going, but just so you know, that I know, that I do need you.”
Kevin Costner - Billy Chapel

“When you get in a fight with a drunk you don't hit him with your pitching hand.”
Kevin Costner - Crash Davis

“- Wyatt Earp: What's wrong with you?
- Doc Holliday: What is wrong with me? What have you got? I am dying of tuberculosis. I sleep with the nastiest whore in Kansas. Everyone who knows me hates me, and every morning I wake up surprised that I have to spend another day in this piss-hole world.”
Kevin Costner - Wyatt Earp
Dennis Quaid - Doc Holliday