Kevin Costner movie quotes

“- Marian Dubois: There is a price on your head.
- Robin Hood: How much?
- Marian Dubois: One hundred gold pieces.
- Robin Hood: Is that all? I shall have to annoy the good Sheriff more. Soon it will be a thousand.
- Marian Dubois: For a thousand, I would turn you in myself.”
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Marian Dubois
Kevin Costner - Robin Hood

“Nothing's free in Waterworld.”
Kevin Costner - Mariner

“- Deacon: I don't think you're gonna drop that torch, my friend.
- Mariner: Why not?
- Deacon: Because you're not crazy.
[the Mariner smiles, lifts his hand, and drops the flare down the hole]”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon
Kevin Costner - Mariner

“- Terry Pugh: You're a fucking crazy man.
- Butch Haynes: And that's a fact. I believe you're getting the hang of this.”

Keith Szarabajka - Terry Pugh
Kevin Costner - Butch Haynes

“They were a people so eager to laugh, so devoted to family, so dedicated to each other. The only word that comes to mind is harmony.”

Kevin Costner - Lieutenant Dunbar

“What is the future of a democracy where a President can be assassinated under suspicious circumstances while the machinery of legal action scarcely trembles? How many more political murders disguised as heart attacks, suicides, cancers, drug overdoses? How many plane and car crashes will occur before they are exposed for what they are?”
Kevin Costner - Jim Garrison

“- Kate Madison: Why don't we get started with your opinion of gay marriage?
- Bud Johnson: Oh, shit, do we uh, do we have to?
- Kate Madison: So you're against it?
- Bud Johnson: I?! No, uh, I didn't say that.
- Kate Madison: Oh. Then what is your position?
- Bud Johnson: Well I don't have a position, all right. To tell you the truth I don't...” (continue)(continue reading)
Paula Patton - Kate Madison
Kevin Costner - Bud Johnson

“- Molly Johnson: Sign this.
- Bud Johnson: What is it?
- Molly Johnson: A questionnaire. I'm supposed to ask you about your politics.
- Bud Johnson: Well uh, go ahead...
- Molly Johnson: I already filled it in. I wanted you to sound smart.”
Madeline Carroll - Molly Johnson
Kevin Costner - Bud Johnson

“The strangeness of this life cannot be measured. In trying to produce my own death, I was elevated to the status of a living hero.”
Kevin Costner - Lieutenant Dunbar

“I don't care who you are, where you're from, or where your going. I care about one thing, and one thing only. That is the future victims that you will be asked to save. If I think that you will fail them. Then I will fail you.”
Kevin Costner - Ben Randall

“- Woman in Green: I've been watching you all night from across the room.
- Frank Farmer: Why don't you go back there and keep watching?”
Victoria Bass - Woman in Green
Kevin Costner - Frank Farmer

“If this is one of the richest countries in the world, why is it so many of us can barely afford living here?”

Kevin Costner - Bud Johnson

“Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls, it's more democratic.”
Kevin Costner - Crash Davis

“I am so sick of being your bitch. I put up with your shit because I know how much pain you're in! But it's enough! It's a tall order for a patient motherfucker, and I am the furthest thing from that that you're ever going to lay eyes on.”
Kevin Costner - Denny Davies

“I spent a lot of time learning not to react to things like other people do, it's my job. It doesn't always work.”
Kevin Costner - Frank Farmer

“He's just your father, man… he's as full of shit as anybody.”
Kevin Costner - Crash Davis

- Robert F. Kennedy: We gave up so much to get here... I don't know; sometimes I think, "what the hell did we do it for?".
- Kenny O'Donnell: Well, I don't know about you, but... I'm in it for the money.
Steven Culp - Robert F. Kennedy
Kevin Costner - Kenny O'Donnell

“I haven't seen it. And I've sailed further than most men have dreamed.”

Kevin Costner - Mariner

“- Stu Simmons: I hope you know they're the kids who just beat me up.
- Stephen Simmons: I know who they are son.
- Stu Simmons: Then why'd you give them Ma and Lidia's cotton candy?
- Stephen Simmons: Because they look like that they hadn't been given anything in a long time.”
Elijah Wood - Stu Simmons
Kevin Costner - Stephen Simmons

“You know the golden rule: fuck the gold. He who has a nickel-plated makes the rules.”
Kevin Costner - Murphy

“- Stephen Simmons: You go after my child, you're going to push a button on me and then I'm going to lose control and kill you. Now apologize to my son.
- Mr. Lipnicki: I apologize.
- Stephen Simmons: That's mighty kind of you. My son has something to tell you. Apologize to Mr. Lipnicky, Stu. Tell him you're sorry for insulting him.
- Stu Simmons...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Costner - Stephen Simmons
Raynor Scheine - Mr. Lipnicki
Elijah Wood - Stu Simmons

“- Marian Dubois: Robin, do something for me.
- Robin Hood: What?
- Marian Dubois: Take a bath.”
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Marian Dubois
Kevin Costner - Robin Hood

“- Robert McNamara: A blockade is technically an act of war; therefore we recommend calling the action a quarantine.
- Kenny O'Donnell: Let's hope that translates into Russian the way we want it to.”
Dylan Baker - Robert McNamara
Kevin Costner - Kenny O'Donnell

“- Ray Kinsella: Is there a heaven?
- John Kinsella: Oh yeah. It's the place where dreams come true.”
Kevin Costner - Ray Kinsella
Dwier Brown - John Kinsella

“If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you are!”
Kevin Costner - Crash Davis