Kevin Spacey movie quotes

“- Lloyd: In the ninth grade we said he could get a part time job. Are you ready for what he did? He started an escort service for the football team, and he gave out my mother's phone number!
- Caroline: And I still say getting laid by an 18-year-old linebacker is just what she needs!”

Kevin Spacey - Lloyd
Judy Davis - Caroline

- Caroline: I had this dream...
- Lloyd: Do we have to do dreams?
- Caroline: I'm in this restaurant, and the waiter brings me my entree. It was a salad. It was Lloyd's head on a plate of spinach with his penis sticking out of his ear. And I said, "I didn't order this." And the waiter said, "Oh you must try it, it's a delicacy. But don't eat the... (continue)(continue reading)

Judy Davis - Caroline
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd
BD Wong - Dr. Wong, Marriage Counselor

“I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head.”

Kevin Spacey - John Doe

“I recall when our lives were unusual and electric. When we burned with something close to fire. But now we sway to a different rhythm. Lives lived without meaning or even directed hope. The passage of time measured only by loss. Loss of a job, loss of a minivan... a son.”
Kevin Spacey - Albert T. Fitzgerald

“I miss the city. The pollution, the crime, the noise. I'm an emotional wreck, I really am.”
Kevin Spacey - Dwayne Hanson

“- Micky Rosa: You steal 'The Bible', you go to Hell. That's the way it works.
- Choi: Like I'm not going already.”
Kevin Spacey - Micky Rosa
Aaron Yoo - Choi

“- Ben Campbell: So, why are you telling me?
- Micky Rosa: Well, let's just say a spot opened up on our roster.
- Ben Campbell: How?
- Micky Rosa: Jimmy got a job at Google.”

Jim Sturgess - Ben Campbell
Kevin Spacey - Micky Rosa

“Did you mention perhaps what line of industrial lubricants Jesus would have endorsed?”
Kevin Spacey - Larry Mann

“It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.”
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“It's a bug-eat-bug world out there, princess. One of those Circle of Life kind of things. Now let me tell you how things are supposed to work: The sun grows the food, the ants pick the food, the grasshoppers eat the food...”
Kevin Spacey - Hopper

“First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault.”
Kevin Spacey - Hopper

“- Clyde: Where do you think you're going?
- Fred Claus: Delivering presents.
- Clyde: No you're not! Santa is the only one who can deliver the presents!
- Willie: No, only a Claus can deliver the presents, and that is a Claus.”
Kevin Spacey - Clyde
Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus
John Michael Higgins - Willie

“You're happy. I hate that!”
Kevin Spacey - Buddy Ackerman

“I don't smoke, you quit drinking, Bob here wouldn't even dream of lusting after a woman... between the three of us, we're practically Jesus.”
Kevin Spacey - Larry Mann

“What I am concerned with is detail. I asked you go get me a packet of Sweet-N-Low. You bring me back Equal. That isn't what I asked for. That isn't what I wanted. That isn't what I needed and that shit isn't going to work around here.”

Kevin Spacey - Buddy Ackerman

“- Kianna: I've been winning and losing for hours.
- Micky Rosa: Well, that's all right. I've been winning and losing for years.”
Liza Lapira - Kianna
Kevin Spacey - Micky Rosa

“Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind. No, I don't want to be a god. I just want to bring fire to the people. And... I want my cut.”
Kevin Spacey - Lex Luthor

“A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself.”
Kevin Spacey - Verbal

“We spend our whole life trying to stop death. Eating, inventing, loving, praying, fighting, killing. But what do we really know about death? Just that nobody comes back.”
Kevin Spacey - David Gale

“That's my side of the bed, and that's yours, and I will never cross over. Ever. I don't care if we don't touch for a thousand nights. Only you can cross over to my side. Only you.”
Kevin Spacey - Bobby Darin

“I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.”
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“- Caroline: How can we both be in the marriage and I'm miserable and you're content?
- Lloyd: Luck?”
Judy Davis - Caroline
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd

“- Matt Reynolds: When I came out to L.A., this isn't exactly where I saw myself ending up.
- Jack Vincennes: Well, get in line.”
Simon Baker - Matt Reynolds
Kevin Spacey - Jack Vincennes

“- Verbal: You tell me, Agent Kujan, if I told you the Loch Ness Monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?
- Dave Kujan: Turn state's evidence; we'll put you on the stand. We'll hear it out.
- Verbal: I've got immunity now, what could you possibly offer me?”
Kevin Spacey - Verbal
Chazz Palminteri - Dave Kujan

“- Colonel Frank Fitts: Your wife is with another man and you don't care?
- Lester Burnham: Nope. Our marriage is just for show. A commercial for how normal we are when we're anything but.”
Chris Cooper - Colonel Fitts
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham