Kevin Spacey movie quotes

“- Casey Schuler: How many brain cells did I kill?
- Sam Daniels: How many? About a billion.
- Casey Schuler: Oh, now I'm only as smart as you.
- Sam Daniels: What can we give him to kill his sense of humor?”
Kevin Spacey - Casey Schuler
Dustin Hoffman - Sam Daniels

“No offense to you, but you are just an assistant. Now, granted, you're my assistant, but still just an assistant. Dawn, on the other hand, is a producer. Her car phone bills are more than your rent. So, just how far do you think you'll get?”

Kevin Spacey - Buddy Ackerman

“There comes a point - a moment - in life when your mind outlives its desires, its obsessions, when your habits survive your dreams, and when your losses... Maybe death is a gift.”
Kevin Spacey - David Gale

“I suppose you'll use this drama as a reason to have another affair. I feel sorry for the next delivery man that comes to this house!”

Kevin Spacey - Lloyd

“- Larry Mann: There are people in this world, Bob, who look very official while they are doing what they are doing. And do you know why?
- Bob Walker: Why?
- Larry Mann: Because they don't know what they are doing. Because if you know what you are doing, then you don't have to look like you know what you are doing, because it comes naturally.”
Kevin Spacey - Larry Mann
Peter Facinelli - Bob Walker

“Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back.”
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.”

Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“Sometimes you gotta chew your own leg off to get out of life's traps.”
Kevin Spacey - Larry Mann

“- Caroline: Did you know you're bleeding?
- Gus: Oh, yeah.
- Lloyd: Were you shot?
- Gus: Dog bit me.
- Caroline: What dog?
- Gus: Willard's dog.
- Caroline: Cannibal bit you?
- Gus: His name is Cannibal?”
Judy Davis - Caroline
Denis Colin Leary - Gus
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd

“Doctor... patient... curious human distinction.”
Kevin Spacey - Prot

“You have no brain. No judgement calls are necessary. What you think means nothing. What you feel means nothing. You are here for me. You are here to protect my interests and to serve my needs. So, while it may look like a little thing to you, when I ask for a packet of Sweet-N-Low, that's what I want. And it's your responsibility to see that I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kevin Spacey - Buddy Ackerman

“- Quoyle: What are we doing here?
- Agnis: Makin' a future!”
Kevin Spacey - Quoyle
Dame Judi Dench - Agnis Hamm

“I'd love to run around and take classes and play with my inner-self! I'd love the freedom to be some pissed-off criminal with no responsibilities! Except I don't have the time!”
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd

“There's still so many things I don't know. If a piece of knotted string can unleash the wind, and if a drowned man can awaken, then I believe a broken man can heal. Headline: Deadly storm takes house, leaves excellent view.”
Kevin Spacey - Quoyle

- Carolyn Burnham: You were masturbating!
- Lester Burnham: I was not.
- Carolyn Burnham: Yes you were!
- Lester Burnham: Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster!
Annette Bening - Carolyn Burnham
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“- Lloyd: Caroline? Why don't you eat something?
- Caroline: Loyd? Why don't you eat me?
- Connie: Kids, go to into the den. This not a conversation for children.
- Rose: It is not an apprioprate conversation for adults either.”

Kevin Spacey - Lloyd
Judy Davis - Caroline
Christine Baranski - Connie
Glynis Johns - Rose

“When Jesus comes back he's going to have to give them a 2 day advanced notice, so they can make one of those little graph things.”
Kevin Spacey - Larry Mann

“You know, you and my wife have a lot in common. You both think you have some right to life working out the way you want it to, and when it doesn't, you get to act the way you want. The only trouble with that is someone has to be responsible”

Kevin Spacey - Lloyd

“Big fat guy, I mean like orca fat.”

Kevin Spacey - Verbal

“I'll probably shit blood tonight.”

Kevin Spacey - Verbal

“Once in a generation an athlete pits himself against such overwhelming odds that even the most jaded spectator finds himself cheering breathlessly.”
Kevin Spacey - Harry Kingsley

“You are nothing! If you were in my toilet I wouldn't bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you!”

Kevin Spacey - Buddy Ackerman

“Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.”
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“- Lloyd: What's your name?
- Gus: Fuck you, that's my name.”
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd
Denis Colin Leary - Gus

“- John Doe: Realize detective, the only reason that I'm here right now is that I wanted to be.
- Mills: No, no, we would have got you eventually.
- John Doe: Oh really? So, what were you doing? Biding your time? Toying with me? Allowing five innocent people to die until you felt like springing your trap?”

Kevin Spacey - John Doe
Brad Pitt - Mills