Luke Wilson quotes
- From the movie: The Family Stone
“You were just a little girl in a flannel night gown. And you were shovelling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow, I was the snow. And everywhere it landed and everywhere it covered. You scoop me up with a big red shovel. You scoop me up.”
- From the movie: The Royal Tenenbaums
“- Royal Tenenbaum: You know, Richie, this illness, this closeness to death... it's had a profound affect on me. I feel like a different person, I really do.
- Richie Tenenbaum: Dad, you were never dying.
- Royal Tenenbaum: But I'm going to live.” - From the movie: Middle Men
“If I've learned one thing, it's that business is a lot like sex: getting in is easy, pulling out is hard.”
- From the movie: Bottle Rocket
“- Anthony Adams: So, did you enjoy your first visit to the nut house?
- Dignan: Be sensitive to the fact that other people are not comfortable talking about emotional disturbances. I am fine with that, but... other people.” - From the movie: Home Fries
“- Sally Jackson: I've always dreamed of being a big hit singer.
- Dorian Montier: Oh, can you sing?
- Sally Jackson: No, that's why they call them dreams.” - From the movie: The Royal Tenenbaums
“- Royal Tenenbaum: Well, what does she feel about that?
- Richie Tenenbaum: I think she feels confused.
- Royal Tenenbaum: Well, I can understand that, it's probably illegal!
- Richie Tenenbaum: I don't think so, we're not related by blood.
- Royal Tenenbaum: That's true. It's still frowned upon. But then, what isn't these days, right?” - From the movie: Alex & Emma
“He left like a man on a mission, a man on a mission with hot wet balls.”
- From the movie: Soul Survivors
“- Cassie: I would die for him.
- Jude: Do you love him enough to live for him?” - From the movie: Bottle Rocket
“I don't expect you to be as depressed as I am. But I don't think your happiness is quite appropriate.”
- From the movie: Legally Blonde
- From the movie: Home Fries
“- Dorian Montier: I'd like to be the father-to-be.
- Sally Jackson: You can't be the father and the brother! That's the kind of thing that messes kids up!” - From the movie: Middle Men
“It wasn't the kind of addiction that would rob you of your wealth. It didn't rob you of your health. The more I indulged, the richer it would make me. I've got to tell you, that's impossible to give up.”
- From the movie: The Family Stone
“- Ben Stone: So, uh, where's dad?
- Sybil Stone: He ran away. Joined the circus.
- Everett Stone: Better circus.
- Patrick Thomas: Yeah. Less clowns.” - From the movie: Alex & Emma
“- Emma Dinsmore: Does the fact that you called seventeen times last night with no response from me send any kind of signal to you?
- Alex Sheldon: I mean, I'm not an idiot. I figured you probably wanted to talk to me but that your machine was broken.” - From the movie: Legally Blonde
- From the movie: Bongwater
“- Tony: David, guess who stopped smoking?
- David: Who?
- Tony: Your house!” - From the movie: Dog Park
“You're wearing the uniform of the depressed: sweatpants and a raincoat.”
- From the movie: The Third Wheel
“Have you ever felt like you were just really meant to be with somebody? Like your whole life was just kind of this big mess that just kinda kept happening up until the day when this unbelievable person came into your life and then suddenly, you know, you didn't feel so lost anymore.”
- From the movie: Dog Park
- From the movie: Alex & Emma
“- Emma Dinsmore: That's great for a weekend but what do you think will happen in the long run?
- Alex Sheldon: What do you mean, like the next weekend?
- Emma Dinsmore: No. Like when it's time for the first laundry. I know, in great romantic novels there is not laundry or there's people like Ylva or Elsa to do it. Maybe that's why I like them....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Royal Tenenbaums
- From the movie: Rushmore
“- Dr. Peter Flynn: I understand you're a neurosurgeon.
- Bert Fischer: No, I'm a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake.” - From the movie: Dog Park
- From the movie: Idiocracy
“- Rita: You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?
- Joe Bowers: Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
- Rita: Now you know why he built that bomb.” - From the movie: Bottle Rocket
“I do have one bit of advice for you though. Take the time in school to learn a foreign language.”
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