Luke Wilson movie quotes

“- Dr. Peter Flynn: I didn't know we were going to dinner.
- Max Fischer: That's because you weren't invited.”
Luke Wilson - Dr. Peter Flynn
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer

“I'm just a writer. I don't know what to do to show you how much I love you. I only have words. That's all I have.”

Luke Wilson - Alex Sheldon

“True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend.”
Luke Wilson - Mitch

“- Mitch: I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
- Beanie: Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.”
Luke Wilson - Mitch
Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“- Serena: Life is too easy in Portland. People aren't tense enough.
- David: You make me tense.”
Alicia Witt - Serena
Luke Wilson - David

“- Alex Sheldon: Maybe you're not picturing Paulina the way I'm picturing her.
- Emma Dinsmore: Gorgeous? Exciting? Incredibly sexy?
- Alex Sheldon: Maybe you are.”
Luke Wilson - Alex Sheldon
Kate Hudson - Emma Dinsmore

“- Mitch: Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
- Heidi: Do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?”
Luke Wilson - Mitch
Juliette Lewis - Heidi

“- Cheryl: You just have to get over it.
- Andy: Get over it? It's been four days.”
Kathleen Robertson - Cheryl
Luke Wilson - Andy

“- Anthony Adams: It wasn't an insane asylum, Grace. I explained to you back then that it was for exhaustion.
- Grace: Exhaustion?
- Anthony Adams: Yes, exhaustion.
- Grace: You haven't worked a day in your life. How could you be exhausted?”

Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams
Shea Fowler - Grace

“- Anthony Adams: Which part of Mexico are you from?
- Inez: Paraguay.”
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams
Lumi Cavazos - Inez

“- Grace: When are you coming home?
- Anthony Adams: I can't come home, Grace, I'm an adult.”
Shea Fowler - Grace
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams

“- Anthony Adams: Grace thinks I'm a failure.
- Dignan: What? What has she ever accomplished in her life that's so great?”
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams
Owen Wilson - Dignan