Lindsay Lohan movie quotes

“- Nick Parker: Hal, come here. We have to talk
- Annie as Hallie: Okay shoot.
- Nick Parker: Okay, honey... I want to know what you think about making Meredith part of the family?
- Annie as Hallie: Part of our family?
- Nick Parker: Yeah.
- Annie as Hallie: I think it's an awesome idea. Inspired. Brilliant really.
- Nick Parker: You do? Really?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lisa Ann Walter - Chessy

“- Charlie Sheen: Do me a favor. Promise me you won't drive.
- Lindsay Lohan: That's sweet. You're worried about me driving.
- Charlie Sheen: I'm worried about me. I'm a pedestrian.”
Charlie Sheen - Himself
Lindsay Lohan - Herself

- Cady Heron: And they have this book, this "Burn Book", where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.
- Janis Ian: What does it say about me?
- Cady Heron: [lying, because the book describes Janis Ian as a dyke] You're not in it.
- Janis Ian: Those bitches!
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron
Lizzy Caplan - Janis Ian

“- Rachel: You don't look evil.
- Georgia: Make-up helps.”
Lindsay Lohan - Rachel
Jane Seymour Fonda - Georgia

“- Anna Coleman: So, let's do this thingy.
- Ryan: You mean our wedding rehearsal?”
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Mark Harmon - Ryan

“- Marva Kulp, Sr.: Excuse me, girls. I just got to have a scoop of these gorgeous strawberries. Would you care for some dear?
- Hallie: Oh, no thanks, can't. I-I'm allergic.
- Marva Kulp, Sr.: Oh, that's too bad. How about you, dear, strawberries?
- Annie: Oh, sorry, I wish I could, but I can't, I-I'm allergic.
- Marva Kulp, Sr.: Yes, you just...” (continue)(continue reading)
Polly Holliday - Marva Kulp, Sr.
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter.”
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“- Janis Ian: What is that smell?
- Cady Heron: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
- Janis Ian: You smell like a baby prostitute.”
Lizzy Caplan - Janis Ian
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“- Annie: Oh, sure. Sprout's used to strange women riding her. Not that you're strange or anything. Actually, compared to the others, you seem relatively normal.
- Meredith: Others? What others?
- Annie: What others? Puh-leeze. You want the 411?
- Meredith: The 411?
- Annie: The 'information'... the lowdown on the other women. Can't say...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake

“- Simon: I don't like to talk.
- Rachel: Perfect. I don't like to listen.”
Dermot Mulroney - Simon
Lindsay Lohan - Rachel

- Harlan: Just how disturbed are you?
- Rachel: I prefer "unique".
Garrett Hedlund - Harlan
Lindsay Lohan - Rachel

“I lied because I wanted to make myself seem more interesting.”

Lindsay Lohan - Lola

“- Anna Coleman, Tess Coleman: A journey soon begins...
- Tess Coleman: ...its prize reflected in the other's eyes.
- Anna Coleman: When what you see is what you lack...
- Anna Coleman, Tess Coleman: ...then selfless love will change you back.”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“Here's what I learned: when you're happy, the whole world's New York. And that dreams are important. Someday, when you're not even looking, they find you.”
Lindsay Lohan - Lola

“- Hallie: He said he'll meet us tomorrow at noon at the Four Seasons in San Francisco.
- Elizabeth: Tomorrow? My, my that's incredibly soon, isn't it? Well, honey, why don't you run downstairs and gather our tickets from your Grandfather while I finish up here?”

Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James

“- Simon: Do you need to call someone or are you a surprise?
- Rachel: I would. My mother cut my phone service off. She's a gem. [tosses phone out of the car]”
Dermot Mulroney - Simon
Lindsay Lohan - Rachel

“- Hallie: I guess you have to switch us back now, huh?
- Elizabeth: Legally, you belong to your father and Annie belongs to me.
- Hallie: 'His' and 'Hers, kids. No offense, Mom, but this arrangement really sucks.
- Elizabeth: I agree, it totally sucks. I don't want to lose you now that we've been together.”
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James

“- April: Do you even know how many hits I get on my website?
- Booth: You have a website? She has a website? Did you know about this?
- April: I know all about what the online public wants. And they want me. All of me.
- Booth: That does it. I'm sending you to a convent.”
Lindsay Lohan - April
Jeff Fahey - Booth

“- Annie: Oh. Me and my friend. I met this girl at camp and we got really close. Practically like sisters. She was a lovely girl.
- Nick: ‘Lovely’? You seem to have gotten very proper all of a sudden. Still biting those nails.
- Annie: Dad! You noticed!
- Nick: Whaddya mean, noticed? You've been biting them since you got teeth.
- Annie: But...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker

“- Tess Coleman: You cannot eat fast food.
- Anna Coleman: Why not?
- Tess Coleman: Because it will go down your throat and drop instantly to my thighs!”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman

“If you ask me, the bouquet is a little too robust for a Merlot. But then again, I'm partial to the softer California grape.”
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“- Ryan: You know what, I'm not really a prying kind of guy, but just for the heck of it, I was wondering what you were doing on the eve of our wedding straddling some guy on the back of a big black Harley?
- Anna Coleman: Hello, it was a Ducati!”
Mark Harmon - Ryan
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman

“Beauty is grace and confidence. I've learned to accept and appreciate what nature gave me.”
Lindsay Lohan

“Never say never. The things that you don't plan are the best.”
Lindsay Lohan

“My motto is: Live every day to the fullest - in moderation.”
Lindsay Lohan