Macaulay Culkin movie quotes

“- Miles Russell: You have much more hair in your nose than my dad.
- Buck Russell: How nice of you to notice.
- Miles Russell: I'm a kid, that's my job.”
Macaulay Culkin - Miles Russell
John Candy - Buck Russell

- Kate McCallister: Say good night, Kevin.
- Kevin McCallister: "Good night, Kevin".
Catherine O'Hara - Kate McCallister
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Vada Sultenfuss: I think... everybody gets their own white horse and all they do is ride them and eat marshmallows all day. And everybody's best friends with everybody else. When you play sports, there's no teams, so nobody gets picked last.
- Thomas J. Sennett: But what if you're afraid to ride horses?
- Vada Sultenfuss: Doesn't matter 'cause...” (continue)(continue reading)

Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett

“- Vada Sultenfuss: Have you ever kissed anyone?
- Thomas J. Sennett: Like they do on TV?
- Vada Sultenfuss: Hm-mm.
- Thomas J. Sennett: No.
- Vada Sultenfuss: Well maybe we should, just to see what's the big deal.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett

“- Michael Alig: I just want to be loved.
- James St. James: There isn't enough love in the whole wide world to satisfy you.”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Seth Green - James St. James

“- Thomas J. Sennett: I'm gonna drive us to Liverpool.
- Shelly DeVoto: Liverpool?
- Vada Sultenfuss: Big Ringo fan.”
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly DeVoto
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“- Reynolds: Capital appreciation is all well and good, but not without a sound growth strategy.
- Ellsworth: Well, I've only got one word to say to you: pork bellies.
- Richie Rich: ...I'm wondering if you guys can come over this weekend and hang out with me. Like normal kids do.
- Reynolds: Normal kids? You're really acting weird, Richie....” (continue)(continue reading)
Sean A. Tate - Reynolds
Joel Ellegant - Ellsworth
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich

“- Richard Tyler: Fantasy!
- Fantasy: Naturally. Who were you expecting, honey? The Tooth Fairy?”
Macaulay Culkin - Richard Tyler
Whoopi Goldberg - Fantasy

“- Kevin McCallister: Can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed.
- Buzz McCallister: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister
Devin Ratray - Buzz McCallister

“- James St. James: I know what you need. A nice hot cup of hot chocolate.
- Michael Alig: Can you put some ecstasy in mine?”
Seth Green - James St. James
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

“You like my sister, don't you? Such a sweet little girl. Too bad if something were to happen to her, if she got hurt. You'd be sad, wouldn't you, Mark? But, hey, accidents will happen. Just ask my mom about Richard.”

Macaulay Culkin - Henry

“- Bellman: [presents a pair of boxers] Your drawers, sir.
- Kevin McCallister: [grabs them] Geez! Don't flash these babies around here; there could be girls on this floor!
- Bellman: I was very careful, sir.
- Kevin McCallister: You can't be too careful when it involves underwear.”
Rob Schneider - Bellman
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Harry Lime: Where did he go?
- Marv Merchants: Maybe he committed suicide.
- Kevin McCallister: I'm over here you big horse's ass, come and get me before I call the police.”
Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Thomas J. Sennett: Vada?
- Vada Sultenfuss: Yeah?
- Thomas J. Sennett: Would you think of me?
- Vada Sultenfuss: For what?
- Thomas J. Sennett: Well, if you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler.
- Vada Sultenfuss: I guess.”
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“- Desk Clerk: Can I help you?
- Kevin McCallister: A reservation for McCallister?
- Desk Clerk: A reservation for yourself?
- Kevin McCallister: Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. I'm barely able to look over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid coming into a hotel, making a reservation? I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dana Ivey - Desk Clerk
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“We simply cannot let our competition be nuttier than we are.”

Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich

“- Waiter: [scoops some ice cream in Kevin McCallister's bowl] Two scoops, sir.
- Kevin McCallister: Two. Make it three, I'm not driving.”
Daniel Dassin - Waiter
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Susan: You have to tell me the truth now. What happened the night Richard died?
- Henry: Don't you know?
- Susan: I'd like to hear it from you.”
Wendy Crewson - Susan
Macaulay Culkin - Henry

“I don't want to be the guy who's with the girl because he needs her, I want to be the guy who's with the girl because he wants her.”

Macaulay Culkin - Roland

“- Vada Sultenfuss: California. I'm going to Hollywood to live with the Brady Bunch.
- Thomas J. Sennet: I wanna live with them too.
- Vada Sultenfuss: No, you can't. They have enough kids. You'll have to live with the Partridge Family.
- Thomas J. Sennet: Really?!”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett

“First, my friends are too busy to hang out with me... And now, I'm too busy to hang out with me.”
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich

“You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

- Richie Rich: I'm not sure if I can go through with this, Cadbury.
- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: Just remember these words, Master Richie: "You have the power of your father inside you".
- Richie Rich: You mean, like, "Trust the force, Luke"?
- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: Pree-cisely, sir!
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury

“- Kevin McCallister: So give it a shot, for your granddaughter anyway. I'm sure she misses you and the presents.
- Old Man Marley: I send her a check.
- Kevin McCallister: I wish my grandparents did that. They always send me clothes. Last year I got a sweater with a big bird knitted on it.
- Old Man Marley: That's nice.
- Kevin McCallister: Not...” (continue)(continue reading)
Roberts Blossom - Old Man Marley
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister