Macaulay Culkin movie quotes

“- Kevin McCallister: No offense, aren't you too old to be afraid?
- Old Man Marley: You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister
Roberts Blossom - Old Man Marley

“- Mark: Do you know what you did?
- Henry: Come on. We did it together.
- Mark: You could have killed people.
- Henry: With your help.
- Mark: I didn't know you were going to do that.
- Henry: I feel sorry for you, Mark. You just don't know how to have fun.”

Elijah Wood - Mark
Macaulay Culkin - Henry

“- E.F. Duncan: Well, two turtle doves. I'll tell you what you do: you keep one, and you give the other one to a very special person. You see, turtle doves are a symbol of friendship and love. And as long as each of you has your turtle dove, you'll be friends forever.
- Kevin McCallister: Wow, I never knew that. I thought they were just part of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Bracken - E.F. Duncan
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“You'll love me, I promise.”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

“This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Herbert Cadbury: You can't play with these children. I must protest!
- Richie Rich: Cadbury, chill. I'll be fine.
- Herbert Cadbury: But they probably haven't even been vaccinated!”

Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich

“- Check Out Girl: Where do you live?
- Kevin McCallister: I can't tell you that.
- Check-Out Woman: Why not?
- Kevin McCallister: Because you're a stranger.”
Tracy J. Connor - Check Out Girl
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Susan: If something was wrong, you would tell me, wouldn't you?
- Henry: What do you mean?
- Susan: I mean, sometimes when we're kids, we do things that...
- Henry: What kind of things?
- Susan: Things we feel bad about.
- Henry: I don't feel bad about anything.”
Wendy Crewson - Susan
Macaulay Culkin - Henry

“This is it! Don't get scared now!”

Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“I want you to teach me how to be fabulous.”

Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

“- Angel: I got my wings.
- Michael Alig: Then fly away home. The police are coming!”
Wilson Cruz - Angel
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

“- Vada Sultenfuss: Say something, it's too quiet.
- Thomas J. Sennett: Umm, Ummmmm...
- Vada Sultenfuss: [agitated] Just hurry.
- Thomas J. Sennett: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America...
- Vada Sultenfuss, Thomas J. Sennett: ...And to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty...” (continue)(continue reading)

Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett

“That's a pretty stupid thing to do during Flu season!”

Macaulay Culkin - Miles Russell

“- Pee Wee: Hey, man, just checking out your crib here.
- Richie Rich: My crib?
- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: I believe that's street slang for home, sir, an idiom.
- Omar: Who you callin' an idiom?”
Jonathan Hilario - Pee Wee
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury
Joel Robinson - Omar

“- Timmy: If I win this game...
- Bobby: We gotta take you to Paris tonight?
- Timmy: You don't have to take me to Paris, just Baskin Robbins.”
Macaulay Culkin - Timmy
Saul Rubinek - Bobby

“- Peter McCallister: Hey Kevin, you better go put your tie on. We don't wanna be late for the Christmas pageant.
- Kevin McCallister: My tie is in the bathroom and I can't go in because Uncle Frank is taking a shower. He says that if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.”
John Heard - Peter McCallister
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Kevin McCallister: Everyone in this family hates me!
- Kate McCallister: Then you should ask Santa for the new family.
- Kevin McCallister: I don't want another family, I don't want any family. Familes suck!”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister
Catherine O'Hara - Kate McCallister

“- Henry: You're scared all the time. I know. I used to be scared too. But that was before I found out.
- Mark: Found out what?
- Henry: That once you realize that you can do anything, you're free. You could fly. Nobody can touch you. Nobody. Mark... don't be afraid to fly.”
Macaulay Culkin - Henry
Elijah Wood - Mark

“- Bellman: You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.
- Kevin McCallister: The vacuum guy?
- Bellman: No, the President.”
Rob Schneider - Bellman
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Vada Sultenfuss: Why do you think people want to get married?
- Thomas J. Sennett: When you get older, you just have to.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett

“- Buck Russell: Did you brush your teeth?
- Miles Russell: Yeah. You can even feel my toothbrush.
- Buck Russell: You know, I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station. I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it. To see if you actually brushed your teeth or just ran your toothbrush under the faucet.”
John Candy - Buck Russell
Macaulay Culkin - Miles Russell

“- Pigeon Lady: A person's heart and feelings are very different than skates.
- Kevin McCallister: They're kind of the same thing. If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brenda Fricker - Pigeon Lady
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister