Matthew Lillard movie quotes

“Everybody dies but us. We get to carry on and plan the sequel, 'cause, let's face it, baby, these days you gotta have a sequel.”
Matthew Lillard - Stuart

“We change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now he'd beat the shit out of me. Those are the facts.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“The sun never sets on the British Empire... well the sun never sets on my asshole.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“So much of Hollywood is about who the people you work with are.”
Matthew Lillard

“- Scooby: Do I quit?
- Shaggy: No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.”

Neil Fanning - Scooby
Matthew Lillard - Shaggy

I love you guys, don't get me wrong. But for the first time in my life I'm eighteen and I can say "fuck you".

Matthew Lillard - Stevo

Posers were people who looked like punks but they did it for fashion. And they were fools, they'd say "anarchy in the UK". What the fuck's that? Anarchy in the UK. What good is that to those of us in Utah, America? It was a Sex Pistols thing.
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“Nothing is as priceless as the prom picture.”
Matthew Lillard - Tim

“Miles, these women are too big to be fooling with... I'm afraid that in the heat of passion, one of them is gonna roll over on you... squash you dead!”

Matthew Lillard - Billy Brubaker

- Chip: Mom, are you a serial killer?
- Beverly R. Sutphin: The only "serial" I know anything about is Rice Krispies.
Matthew Lillard - Chip
Kathleen Turner - Beverly R. Sutphin

“- Dan Mott: Where are we?
- Jerry Conlaine: Corner of Bumfuck and You Got a Purty Mouth.”
Seth Green - Dan Mott
Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine

“I don't know who started it and I don't give a fuck. The one thing I do know is that we did it harder, we did it faster, and we definitely did it with more love, baby. You can't take that away from us.”

Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“- Maggie Bess: Can I rely on you not to get me killed?
- Dennis Rafkin: I guarantee nothing.”
Rah Digga - Maggie Bess
Matthew Lillard - Dennis Rafkin

“- Jerry Conlaine: Come on, Dan. It's like when we'd jump off the railroad bridge into the river when we were kids. That was higher than this.
- Dan Mott: But I never did jump in the river! You guys always pushed me when I wasn't looking!”
Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine
Seth Green - Dan Mott

“I don't live at home. I live above the garage. It's a whole separate dwelling; I've got my own phone line.”
Matthew Lillard - Larry

“Character actors are becoming a thing of the past.”
Matthew Lillard

“When you're making an independent film what you don't have in time and money you have to make up with creativity and diligence.”
Matthew Lillard

“- Arthur Kriticos: I told them not to leave this spot.
- Dennis Rafkin: They're kids - what do you expect?”
Tony Shalhoub - Arthur Kriticos
Matthew Lillard - Dennis Rafkin

“To be an anarchist in Salt Lake City was certainly no easy task, especially in 1985. And having no money, no job, no plans for the future, the true anarchist position was in itself a strenuous job.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“- Jerry Conlaine: Well I was a boy scout. Tom, you were a boy scout, weren't you?
- Tom Marshall: No, but I ate a brownie once.”
Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine
Dax Shepard - Tom Marshall

“We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!”
Matthew Lillard - Cereal

“- Matt King: Nothing just happens!
- Brian Speer: Everything just happens.”
George Clooney - Matt King
Matthew Lillard - Brian Speer

“Never take advice from someone who lives above a garage.”
Matthew Lillard - Larry

“War implies extreme government because wars are fought to enforce rules or ideals, even freedom. But other people ideals forced on someone else, even if it is something like freedom, is still a rule; not anarchy.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“Wood bats suck! Why do you think God invented aluminum?”
Matthew Lillard - Billy Brubaker