Michael Douglas movie quotes

“Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”
Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor

“This is your chance to earn that look in your daughter's eyes, to become the hero that she already thinks you are.”

Michael Douglas - Dr. Hank Pym

“I'm impressed with the people from Chicago. Hollywood is hype, New York is talk, Chicago is work.”
Michael Douglas

“Darren Cross: All those years ago, you picked me. What did you see in me?
Hank Pym: I saw myself.
Darren Cross: Then why did you push me away?
Hank Pym: Because I saw too much of myself.”
Corey Stoll - Darren Cross
Michael Douglas - Dr. Hank Pym

“- Steven Taylor: When you wake up tomorrow, all this will seem like a bad dream.
- Emily Bradford Taylor: What if there is no tomorrow?”
Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor
Gwyneth Paltrow - Emily Bradford Taylor

“- Daniel Schorr: There's a tiny camera looking at you right now.
- Nicholas Van Orton: That's impossible.
- Daniel Schorr: You're right, impossible. You're having a conversation with your television.”

Daniel Schorr - Daniel Schorr
Michael Douglas - Nicholas Van Orton

“This is not some cute tech like the Iron Man suit!”

Michael Douglas - Dr. Hank Pym

“If there is a war on drugs, then many of our family members are the enemy. And I don't know how you wage war on your own family.”
Michael Douglas - Robert Wakefield

“- A.J. MacInerney: Mr.President, this is an election year. If you're looking for female companionship, we can make certain arrangements that will ensure total privacy.
- President Andrew Shepherd: I don't want you to get me a girl, A.J.! What is this, Vegas?
- A.J. MacInerney: No sir, this is the White House.”
Martin Sheen - A.J. MacInerney
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd

“- Hank Pym: It's a trial by fire, Scott... or in this case, water.
- [the bathtub fills with water, and Scott jumps out]
- Hank Pym: Guess you're tougher than you thought.”

Michael Douglas - Dr. Hank Pym

“It's not always the most popular person who gets the job done.”
Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“You don't know anything about society, Maria; you don't have the satisfaction of avoiding it.”

Michael Douglas - Nicholas Van Orton

“- Tom Sanders: I did not have sex with her!
- Susan Hendler: Oh, then what was it Tom? She was trying to quit smoking?”
Michael Douglas - Tom Sanders
Caroline Goodall - Susan Hendler

“- Nick Conklin: Just hope they got a Nip in this building who speaks fucking English.
- Matsumoto Masahiro: Assistant inspector Matsumoto Masahiro, criminal investigation section, Osaka prefecture police. And I do speak fucking English.”
Michael Douglas - Nick Conklin
Ken Takakura - Matsumoto Masahiro

“- Beth: The police are here.
- D-Fens: Beth, did you know that in some South American countries it's legal to kill your wife if she insults you?”
Barbara Hershey - Beth
Michael Douglas - D-Fens

“- Judge Benjamin Caulfield: It's always been a game, only now the bad guys have a stronger team, got a better draft.
- Superior Court Judge Steven R. Hardin: You know I took a lot of notes in your class and I can never remember you saying anything quite like that.
- Judge Benjamin Caulfield: You should have taken fewer notes and listened more.”

Hal Holbrook - Judge Benjamin Caulfield
Michael Douglas - Superior Court Judge Steven R. Hardin

“You think that's a toy tank on my key ring?”

Michael Douglas - Dr. Hank Pym

“- Terry Crabtree: Naturally you have copies.
- Prof. Grady Tripp: I have an alternate version of the first chapter.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Terry Crabtree
Michael Douglas - Prof. Grady Tripp

“For reasons passing understanding, people do not relate guns to gun-related crime.”
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd

“Second chances don't come around all that often.”

Michael Douglas - Dr. Hank Pym

“I usually get kissed before I get fucked.”
Michael Douglas - Nick Conklin

“Stop telling lies about me and I'll stop telling the truth about you.”
Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“- Joyce: There's a war going on here, and they don't take prisoners.
- Nick Conklin: What are you talking about?
- Joyce: It's between Sato and an old crime boss named Sugai.
- Nick Conklin: Who else knows about this war?
- Joyce: Counting you and me? Eleven million.”
Kate Capshaw - Joyce
Michael Douglas - Nick Conklin

“- Prof. Grady Tripp: James like it or not those people out there are your parents.
- James Leer: They're not my parents.
- Prof. Grady Tripp: What?
- James Leer: They're my grandparents... my parents are dead.
- Prof. Grady Tripp: James the man is obviously your father... you look just like him.
- James Leer: There's a reason for that.”
Tobey Maguire - James Leer
Michael Douglas - Prof. Grady Tripp

“Lunch is for wimps.”
Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko