Michelle Pfeiffer movie quotes

“- Michael Burgess: I'm trying to get used to how different you look. You know, you're two different people!
- Faith Healy: Oh, well, if all I could be is two different people, I'd be out of business!”

Alan Alda - Michael Burgess
Michelle Pfeiffer - Faith Healy

“- Newland Archer: You gave me my first glimpse of a real life. Then you asked me to go on with the false one. No one can endure that.
- Ellen Olenska: I'm enduring it.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Newland Archer
Michelle Pfeiffer - Ellen Olenska

“- Stephanie: Maybe I'm tired of being someone's chick!
- Rhonda: Tired of being someone's chick? Are you feeling okay?”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Stephanie
Alison Price - Rhonda

“- Catwoman: We need to talk. You see, you and I have something in common.
- The Penguin: Sounds familiar. Appetite for destruction? Contempt for the czars of fashion? Wait, don't tell me... naked sexual charisma.
- Catwoman: Batman. The thorn in both our sides. The fly in our ointment.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman
Danny DeVito - Penguin

“- Priest: Your confession has haunted me all week. How can you live such a hellish existence?
- Maggie Blake: Isn't that the point of confession?”
Christopher Craig - Priest
Michelle Pfeiffer - Maggie Blake

“Detroit sound? What's that? The cries of people being mugged?”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Velma Von Tussle

“You're gonna take that silverware and put it where you found it, nice and easy, or else I'm gonna break both your arms.”

Michelle Pfeiffer - Maggie Blake

“- Maggie Blake: Listen, sweetie, I don't know the boy, but you have to be a bit of a dork to prefer math to a beautiful girl. You know what I'm saying?
- Belle Blake: By the time I'm done with him, he won't be able to count on his fingers.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Maggie Blake
Dianna Agron - Belle Blake

“- Catwoman: Batman napalmed my arm, he knocked me off a building just when I was starting to feel good about myself. I wanna play an integral part in his degradation.
- The Penguin: A plan is forming.
- Catwoman: I want in. The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all... dirty. Maybe I'll just give myself a bath right here.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman
Danny DeVito - Penguin

- Jack Taylor: You're asking me for help.
- Melanie Parker: It would appear that way, wouldn't it?
- Jack Taylor: I'll agree if you'll say, "Jack, please be my knight in shining armor".
George Clooney - Jack Taylor
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“- Norman Spencer: Claire stop! You're overreacting.
- Claire Spencer: Don't tell me how to react.
- Norman Spencer: Will you keep your voice down!
- Claire Spencer: I will not!”
Harrison Ford - Norman Spencer
Michelle Pfeiffer - Claire Spencer

“- Police Chief: I doubt she'll risk jail to win some beauty pageant.
- Velma Von Tussle: I risked communicable diseases. She'll certainly risk jail.”
Bruce McFee - Police Chief
Michelle Pfeiffer - Velma Von Tussle

“Bruce... I would - I would love to live with you in your castle... forever, just like in a fairy tale. I just couldn't live with myself, so don't pretend this is a happy ending!”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman

- Tally Atwater: When I asked you how long you could stay and you said "Long enough", how long is that? When we're not together...
- Warren Justice: ...Everything shuts down.
Michelle Pfeiffer - Tally Atwater
Robert Redford - Warren Justice

“- Jack Taylor: What would you do if I kissed you right now?
- Melanie Parker: You wouldn't kiss me.
- Jack Taylor: But what would you do if i did?
- Melanie Parker: Do you wanna kiss me right now?
- Jack Taylor: I wouldn't've mentioned it if didn't.”
George Clooney - Jack Taylor
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“- Nick Frescia: Let's not talk about my business, or his business or your business.
- Jo Ann: That leaves us nothing to talk about.
- Nick Frescia: Let's eat.”
Kurt Russell - Frescia
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann

“- Norman Spencer: It's haunted.
- Elena: No! Is it really?
- Norman Spencer: Claire's hearing things.
- Dr. Stan Powell: What? What are you hearing?
- Claire Spencer: I don't know. I heard, eh, voices, whispering, and a picture fell.”

Harrison Ford - Norman Spencer
Wendy Crewson - Elena
Ray Baker - Dr. Stan Powell
Michelle Pfeiffer - Claire Spencer

“- Jack Baker: I didn't know whores were so philosophical.
- Susie Diamond: At least my brother's not my pimp. You know, I had you pegged for a loser the first time I saw you, but I was wrong. You're worse. You're a coward.”
Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker
Michelle Pfeiffer - Susie Diamond

“Sometimes it gets a lot of wrong answers to get to the right one.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Louanne Johnson

“- Jo Ann: So you thought Andy Leonard would give you respectability.
- McKussic: Yes, ma'am.
- Jo Ann: Well what do you need it for?
- McKussic: ...You.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann
Mel Gibson - McKussic

“I'm a BLT down sort of person, and I think you're looking for someone a little more pheasant under glass.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Frankie

“Newland. You couldn't be happy if it meant being cruel. If we act any other way I'll be making you act against what I love in you most. And I can't go back to that way of thinking. Don't you see? I can't love you unless I give you up.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Ellen Olenska

“- Catwoman: Not even in office yet and already an enemies list?
- The Penguin: Those names are not for prying eyes. Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet sixteen.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman
Danny DeVito - Penguin

“You can have it all, but you can't do it all.”

Michelle Pfeiffer

“I feel less pressure to dress youthfully. I'm 50 and everyone knows I'm 50 - who are you kidding? Jeans are my uniform. I have about 15 pairs.”
Michelle Pfeiffer