Michelle Pfeiffer movie quotes

“- Frank Baker: The cat goes away for the night, and the mice take over the orchestra.
- Susie Diamond: Hey! I ain't no mouse.
- Frank Baker: That's right - you're parsley.”
Beau Bridges - Frank Baker
Michelle Pfeiffer - Susie Diamond

“Can you grasp the concept of manipulating the truth... not lying, just a little tweak here and there?”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Rita

“- Angela de Marco: God, you people work just like the mob! There's no difference.
- Regional Director Franklin: Oh, there's a big difference, Mrs. de Marco. The mob is run by murdering, thieving, lying, cheating psychopaths. We work for the President of the United States of America.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Angela de Marco
Trey Wilson - Regional Director Franklin

“- Jo Ann: You lie to me about Mac, you lie to Mac about me, you lie to the judge about everybody. Sooner or later, you have to lose sight of the facts, don't you?
- Nick Frescia: No. No, you don't lose sight of the facts, not unless you're nuts. You just... you lose sight of your feelings.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann
Kurt Russell - Frescia

“- Mike Downey: You know, Angela, I've been thinking.
- Angela de Marco: Well, there you go, working without tools again”
Matthew Modine - Mike Downey
Michelle Pfeiffer - Angela de Marco

“Listen, you're not going soft on me, are you? I mean, you're not going to start dreaming about me and waking up all sweaty and looking at me like I'm some sort of princess when I burp?”

Michelle Pfeiffer - Susie Diamond

“How can we be happy behind the backs of people who trust us?”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Ellen Olenska

“There are no victims in this classroom.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Louanne Johnson

“Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Selina Kyle

“- Jack Baker: You look good.
- Susie Diamond: You look like shit.
- Jack Baker: No, I mean it. You look good.
- Susie Diamond: I mean it, too. You look like shit.”
Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker
Michelle Pfeiffer - Susie Diamond

“- Jo Ann: I'm sorry. I was just joking. I didn't mean to hurt you.
- McKussic: Aw, come on. It didn't hurt that bad. Just looking at you hurts more.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann
Mel Gibson - McKussic

“- Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
- Catwoman: But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it. You're the second man who killed me this week, but I've got seven lives left.”
Michael Keaton - Batman
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman

“- Beth Cappadora: You self-righteous son of a bitch!
- Pat Cappadora: I'm not self-righteous, I'm right! Kids don't just vanish up in smoke, kids don't just get lost, people lose them!”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Beth Cappadora
Treat Williams - Pat Cappadora

“- Angela de Marco: I've got to help Joey with his homework. He's having a lot of trouble in school.
- Connie Russo: Of course he's having trouble at school, he hangs out with Tony Jr. Face it, these boys are never going to be Einstein.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Angela de Marco
Mercedes Ruehl - Connie Russo

“Don't make love to me. Too many people have done that.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Ellen Olenska

“- Norman Spencer: Hi, honey. What's going on? What are you doing here? Are you okay?
- Claire Spencer: I... I... I heard noises. I didn't want to disturb you.
- Norman Spencer: What kind of noises? Where?
- Claire Spencer: At the house. I was scared.”

Harrison Ford - Norman Spencer
Michelle Pfeiffer - Claire Spencer

“- Katya: You have bewitched my family. My children think all you British are Santa Claus in beautiful tweed clothes.
- Barley: There's no Santa Claus. Nobody is what it seems. Except you.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Katya
Sir Sean Connery - Barley

“You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman

“- Gaston: Maybe I'm dreaming. My eyes are open, which means maybe I'm awake dreaming that I'm asleep. Or, or more likely, I'm asleep dreaming that I'm awake wondering if I'm dreaming.
- Isabeau: You are dreaming.”
Matthew Broderick - Gaston
Michelle Pfeiffer - Isabeau

“Now we all know what happens if you get the Book of Peace. You return it to Syracuse and save Proteus. But if you don't get the Book, you have a choice to make. Either sail to paradise with the woman of your dreams, or return to Syracuse to die. You're either a thief or a hero. So here's my question: If you don't get the Book, will you go back...” (continue)(continue reading)

Michelle Pfeiffer - Eris

“What we in the news business can never forget is that we are only as good as the stories we tell.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Tally Atwater

“- Tony Montana: Look at that, a junkie... I got a junkie for a wife. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fucking little baby with her!
- Manny Ribera: C'mon, Tony.
- Elvira Hancock: You son of a bitch!... You fuck!
[throws wine in Tony Montana's face]
- Elvira Hancock: How dare you talk to me like that? What makes you so much better...” (continue)(continue reading)
Al Pacino - Tony Montana
Steven Bauer - Manny Ribera
Michelle Pfeiffer - Elvira Hancock

“- Frank Baker: 'Feelings' is not parsley!
- Susie Diamond: Frank, to you 'feelings' may be goddamn filet mignon, but to me, it's parsley. It's less than parsley.”
Beau Bridges - Frank Baker
Michelle Pfeiffer - Susie Diamond

“- Gaston: Are you flesh, or are you spirit?
- Isabeau: I am sorrow.”
Matthew Broderick - Gaston
Michelle Pfeiffer - Isabeau

“You think you've got the market cornered on human suffering? Let me tell you something about people like me. People like me feel lost, and little, and ugly, and dispensable. People like me have husbands, screwing other people far more perfect than me. People like me have sons who hate them.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Rita