Mira Sorvino movie quotes

“- Vinny: You fuckin' make me sick, you fuckin' slut.
- Dionna: I am a slut? You're calling me a slut? You lowlife piece of fuckin' shit, you fucked my cousin! You didn't think I knew about that! I smelled her pussy juice all over your fuckin' face! You fuckin' sick bastard! How dare you? And all this time I'm thinking there's something wrong...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Mira Sorvino - Dionna

“- Marta: You seem very intelligent for an American.
- Fred: Well, I'm not.”
Mira Sorvino - Marta Ferrer
Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton

“Sometimes an insect will evolve to mimic its predator. A fly can look like a spider, a caterpillar can look like a snake. The Judas evolved to mimic its predator... us.”
Mira Sorvino - Dr. Susan Tyler

“- Lenny Weinrib: You think I'm a loser?
- Linda Ash: Yeah, you've got no confidence, it's sweet, I like that in a man. I can't stand those johns who come in and throw down a couple of hundred and whip out a big dick and wave it all over the joint.
- Lenny Weinrib: I wouldn't do that, even if I wanted to...”
Woody Allen - Lenny
Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash

“That's what I love about you, Monty. You're the only one I know that's more fucked up than me.”
Mira Sorvino - Marilyn Monroe

“You didn't want a blowjob so the least I could do is get you a tie.”

Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash

“- Johnny Hyde: How can you be so cold?
- Marilyn Monroe: Because you let me.”
Ron Rifkin - Johnny Hyde
Mira Sorvino - Marilyn Monroe

“- John Lee: My father taught me how to shoot.
- Meg Coburn: Playing catch is so impersonal.”
Chow Yun-Fat - John Lee
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn

“- Romy White: I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound.
- Michele Weinberger: That's impossible. Did you deduct sixteen pounds for your shoes?”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Vinny: It is just you and me!
- Dionna: It wasn't. It was everybody.
- Vinny: Oh, baby, it wasn't...
- Dionna: It was everybody...
- Vinny: I didn't care for those fucking bitches! I love you!
- Dionna: It was everybody. And everybody else knew but me.”
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Mira Sorvino - Dionna

“- Michele Weinberger: Remember the prom? You got so thin by then.
- Romy White: Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever.”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“- Lenny Weinrib: He's dicking around in agriculture.
- Linda Ash: What's wrong with his dick?”
Woody Allen - Lenny
Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash

“- Dionna: I know he loves me, but... I think I disappoint him.
- Ruby: So, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to tell you how to fuck your husband?”
Mira Sorvino - Dionna
Jennifer Esposito - Ruby

“- John Lee: He's my patron.
- Meg Coburn: Patron?
- John Lee: He made it possible for me to come here.
- Meg Coburn: What does he, sponsor you to play the violin?
- John Lee: ... in exchange for... services.
- Meg Coburn: What a nice way of saying you kill people.”

Chow Yun-Fat - John Lee
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn

“- Michele Weinberger: I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda.
- Romy White: You're the Rhoda, you're the Jewish one.”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“- Marilyn Monroe: Oh, no, Johnny, you need your rest.
- Johnny Hyde: I'll get my rest when I'm dead, which is going to be sooner rather than later. You know that, Marilyn.”
Mira Sorvino - Marilyn Monroe
Ron Rifkin - Johnny Hyde

“- Raychel: You're like shy, but you're outgoing. You're insecure but your conceited. Then some things you're totally clueless and other things you get in like two fucking seconds. So I'm confused.
- Meg Kennedy: Is that supposed to be a compliment?
- Raychel: See, now you're like dissed but also flattered.”
Mariah Carey - Raychel
Mira Sorvino - Meg Kennedy

Here's one: Eager Beaver! I once did a film called "Beaver Patrol" about these Boy Scouts who find drunk Girl Scouts in the woods and they take them into a cabin and they reach into their packs and they pull out these dildos and then...

Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash

“- Kate: I look so fat ugly and stupid in all those pictures.
- Meg Kennedy: Fat? Are you kidding me? You're like the poster child for thin people.”
Melora Walters - Kate
Mira Sorvino - Meg Kennedy

What part didn't you understand, "little prick" or "fuck off"?
Mira Sorvino - Meg Kennedy

“- Vinny: Please, please, don't make me have to beg you. Get in the car. Come on, don't make me have to hurt you.
- Dionna: Hurt me? Don't you even fuckin' lay a pinkie on me! I'll get him to kick your ass and then I'll fuck him! You wanna watch Vinny? Will that turn you on Vinny? You linguine dick mother fucker. You wanna watch while I suck a...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Mira Sorvino - Dionna

“- John Lee: You're safer with me.
- Meg Coburn: Is it my perfume or something? Because you are the second guy today to assume I need, want or will accept help. I won't.
- John Lee: It's not an option.”
Chow Yun-Fat - John Lee
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn

“- Michele Weinberger: Did you lose weight?
- Romy White: Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“- Raychel: What are you on?
- Meg Kennedy: What am I on? It's just two glasses of wine and a couple of valium. You want some?
- Raychel: Valium? Who the fuck takes valium anymore?”
Mariah Carey - Raychel
Mira Sorvino - Meg Kennedy

- Linda Ash: You're married, aren't you?
- Lenny Weinrib: How can you tell that?
- Linda Ash: 'Cause you got that look.
- Lenny Weinrib: "That look"? What... what look is that?
- Linda Ash: That look like it's been a long time since you had a great blowjob.
Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash
Woody Allen - Lenny