Oliver Platt movie quotes

“- High Priest: Behind these doors is the Holiest of Holies, earthly domain of the gods. A place so ineffably sacred, so powerful, that he who enters: instant death!
- Oh: Who cleans it?”
Oliver Platt - High Priest
Michael Cera - Oh

“- Porthos: Champagne?
- Athos: We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos.
- Porthos: You're right - something red.”

Oliver Platt - Porthos
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos

“- Hector: Is this the man that was killed?
- Sheriff Hank Keough: He seemed... taller.”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough

“- Oscar Novak: As soon as we left the gallery, our cab caught on fire. Then, she elbowed me in the face. Then, we both threw up. Then, she slammed a car handle into my balls, okay? The entire night was a total disaster.
- Peter Steinberg: You're in love with her.
- Oscar Novak: Pretty much.”

Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak
Oliver Platt - Peter Steinberg

“- Sheriff Hank Keough: I brought a pork chop for luck. Maybe you could hang it around your neck.
- Hector Cyr: That's sweet. Maybe later you can chew the bark off my big fat log.”

Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr

“- Maffio Venier: It must be interesting to be in a room full of men, most of whom you've seen with their pants down.
- Veronica Franco: Puts it all in some kind of perspective.”

Oliver Platt - Maffio Venier
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“- Arthur: Oh, no! We're going to die! We're going to...
- Maurice: Don't you see? This will be your great dramatic death!
- Arthur: I don't want a real one!”
Stanley Tucci - Arthur
Oliver Platt - Maurice

“Everybody has regrets.”
Oliver Platt - Pete Van Heuten

“- Porthos: Go home. Find a wench, raise fat babies, live a good long life.
- D'Artagnan: What about the motto of the Musketeers? All for one and one for all.
- Athos: Wake up boy. The Musketeers are just a dream.”
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos

“- Pete Van Heuten: Where are we?
- Charlie Arglist: We're in heaven, Pete.
- Pete Van Heuten: Oh... They got pancakes?”

Oliver Platt - Pete Van Heuten
John Cusack - Charlie Arglist

“- D'Artagnan: The Cardinal! We have to hurry!
- Porthos: You two have a date?
- D'Artagnan: No. It's the Cardinal. He's conspiring against the king.
- Aramis: Tell us something we don't know.”
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Charlie Sheen - Aramis

“- Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: Murphy, Feldman, you're lookin' pretty beat / I thought you might feel better with some ribs to eat / Eat 'em, gentlemen, you'll think they're really fine / And if you want a couple more you can get 'em anytime!
- Dennis Murphy: I am incredibly frightened.”

Warren Beatty - Jay Bulworth
Oliver Platt - Dennis Murphy

“- Maurice: To life.
- Arthur: And its many deaths.”

Oliver Platt - Maurice
Stanley Tucci - Arthur

“Fun is overrated.”
Oliver Platt - Fulvio Nesstra

“Everybody I ever knew just treated me like I was dog shit, even my fuckin' grandmother. Could you believe an Italian grandma would treat her sweet, little bambino like a fuckin' herpe?”
Oliver Platt - Fulvio Nesstra

“Rochefort. Isn't that a smelly kind of cheese?”
Oliver Platt - Porthos

“- Dennis Murphy: I work for you. You call the shots. But I will be able to do my job so much better if you will just simply tell me... what is this new strategy? Just tell me a little bit!
- Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: Have a drink, Murphy. Live your life.”

Oliver Platt - Dennis Murphy
Warren Beatty - Jay Bulworth

“- Pecos Bill: Not as hot as the summer of '88 when the chickens laid fried eggs and the babies cried sawdust.
- Paul Bunyan: Does this story have a point or does it go on and on and on like this stinkin' desert?”
Patrick Swayze - Pecos Bill
Oliver Platt - Paul Bunyan

“I got three words for you, baby! Nine One One!”
Oliver Platt - Jimmy King

“- Maffio Venier: How much do you cost these days, Veronica?
- Veronica Franco: If your prick is as limp as your verse, no price can buy time enough.”
Oliver Platt - Maffio Venier
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“- Hector Cyr: She tell you that we had sex together? So vigorous!
- Kelly Scott: I never had sex with you!
- Hector Cyr: I'm horrible in bed. They never remember.”
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Bridget Fonda - Kelly Scott

“I'm a civilian, not a trout - you have no authority over me whatsoever.”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr

“- Sheriff Hank Keough: I never heard of a crocodile crossing an ocean.
- Hector Cyr: Well, they conceal information like that in books.”
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr

“- Athos: Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day.
- Jussac: You're under arrest.
- Aramis, Porthos: A fool.”
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos
Paul McGann - Jussac
Charlie Sheen - Aramis
Oliver Platt - Porthos

“- Gabriel Caine: Do you know the difference between a hustler and a good con-man?
- Fitz: No.
- Gabriel Caine: A hustler has to get out of town as quick as he can, but a good con-man doesn't have to leave until he wants to.”
James Woods - Gabriel Caine
Oliver Platt - Fitz