Oliver Platt movie quotes

“- Kelly Scott: His scales were oval. He's an Asian Crocodile.
- Sheriff Hank Keough: Why... why would he come here? I mean, it's impossible. Asia. How would he get here?
- Hector Cyr: Obviously some asshole in Hong Kong flushed him down the toilet.”
Bridget Fonda - Kelly Scott
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr

“- Pete Van Heuten: Jesus, Charlie, we were friends! It doesn't make you angry?
- Charlie Arglist: Actually, it makes me curious. It makes me wonder who she's fucking now.”

Oliver Platt - Pete Van Heuten
John Cusack - Charlie Arglist

“I did not come to medical school to murder my classmates, no matter how deranged they might be.”

Oliver Platt - Randy Steckle

“- Hector Cyr: What'd Bickerman say?
- Jack Wells: Well, she didn't want to tell us about the second croc 'cause she was afraid we'd blow its head off.
- Sheriff Hank Keough: Women's intuition.”
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Bill Pullman - Jack Wells
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough

“- Neil Bleene: I've been in the theatre. I'm actually a theatre director. Sometimes certain line-readings apply. Like in comedy, it is a rule. Inflections go up at the end.
- Suzanne Vale: That's a comedy rule?
- Neil Bleene: Well, not so much rule as guideline.”
Oliver Platt - Neil Bleene
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“- Bad Guy: It's Porthos the Pirate!!
- D'Artagnan: Pirate?
- Porthos: I told you I was famous.”
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Oliver Platt - Porthos

“I'm so excited. That was my very first felony. I've committed a lot of misdemeanors but I do believe that was my very first felony!”
Oliver Platt - Harvey

- Andrew Martin: What a piece of fecal matter.
- Rupert Burns: Shit.
- Andrew Martin: Excuse me?
- Rupert Burns: What a piece of shit.
- Andrew Martin: I know that.
- Rupert Burns: No, that's what you say when you're frustrated. You say: "piece of shit”.
- Andrew Martin: "Piece of shit"?
- Rupert Burns: Yes, but with feeling.
Robin Williams - Andrew Martin
Oliver Platt - Rupert Burns

“- Maffio Venier: Did you ever give yourself to a man who could not pay your fee?
- Veronica Franco: What other profession will you allow me?! How shall I survive if I cannot marry?!
- Grand Inquisitor: You will answer the question!
- Veronica Franco: Why, when you are determined to damn me whatever I say?”

Oliver Platt - Maffio Venier
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“- Porthos: I see. He thinks he can challenge the mighty Porthos with a sword!
- D'Artagnan: The mighty who?
- Porthos: Don't tell me you've never heard of me.
- D'Artagnan: The world's biggest windbag?”
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan

“- Hector Cyr: Law enforcement is very dangerous work isn't it? And... you have such big, wonderful boobs.
- Deputy Sharon Gare: Ha! Thank you!”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Meredith Salenger - Deputy Sharon Gare

“- Veronica Franco: Recant the curse you give my kind. Admit I have, as you, a heart and mind.
- Maffio Venier: A greedy hand, an empty heart is all that wrests your legs apart.”
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco
Oliver Platt - Maffio Venier

“- Oscar Novak: I'm never going to have sex again!
- Peter Steinberg: Oh, of course you will. Just maybe not with a woman.”
Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak
Oliver Platt - Peter Steinberg

“If only something would change, I know life could be sweet. I could be too. I wanna be sweet.”
Oliver Platt - Fulvio Nesstra

“- D'Artagnan: So what do we do now? What's next?
- Porthos: Well, we protect the King.
- Aramis: Protect the Queen.
- Porthos: In the name of God. And France, correct?
- Aramis: France indeed.”
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Charlie Sheen - Aramis

“- Fulvio Nesstra: I'm very good at reading what's in a person's eyes.
- Charlie: That's nice.
- Fulvio Nesstra: I'm reading yours right now.
- Charlie: Yeah? What do they say?
- Fulvio Nesstra: They say you're sleepy. But I can't figure out if it's too much drugs sleepy, too much work sleepy or I'm so fucking bored sleepy. Maybe you've got that...” (continue)(continue reading)
Oliver Platt - Fulvio Nesstra
Liam Neeson - Charlie

“- Sheriff Hank Keough: Who are you?
- Hector Cyr: Hector Cyr, I said it once. Lemme know when it sinks in, ok?”
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr

“- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Are either of you Greek?
- Arthur: No.
- Maurice: Well, yes, actually I'm half-Greek.
- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Top half or bottom half?”
Billy Connolly - Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
Stanley Tucci - Arthur
Oliver Platt - Maurice

“I could probably cut him down but there's this odd look of mayhem on his upside-down face.”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr

“Why do all the best things in life belong to the past?”
Oliver Platt - Tommy Fawkes

“He actually threatened to shoot Gladys if I did't tell him where the money was. But I think he was counting on a level of commitment and affection between her and me that just simply wasn't there.”

Oliver Platt - Pete Van Heuten

“- Porthos: D'Artganan, we also protect each other.
- D'Artagnan: All for one.
- Porthos, Aramis, Athos: And one for all.”
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Charlie Sheen - Aramis
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos

“- Harry Rex Vonner: Lucien, I thought you were dead.
- Lucien Wilbanks: I'm trying.”
Oliver Platt - Harry Rex Vonner
Donald Sutherland - Lucien Wilbanks

“- Pete Van Heuten: Take me with you, buddy. I can't do my life, man. I can't do it.
- Charlie Arglist: Just get some rest.
- Pete Van Heuten: I hate myself. I want a new life.
- Charlie Arglist: You don't want mine.”
Oliver Platt - Pete Van Heuten
John Cusack - Charlie Arglist