Peter Sellers quotes
“- Michelle Monet: Do you speak French?
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Well, just enough to get myself into trouble.”- From the movie: Dr. Strangelove
- From the movie: Revenge of the Pink Panther
“Douvier killed a wandering transvestite just to impress his godfather?”
- From the movie: The Return of the Pink Panther
“I must leave. Zis Hotel is deteriorating rapidly.”
“Hello, dog. What do you want, eh? You like my feet, do you? Have your fill and away you go. Feet are considered a delicacy among certain animals, you know.”
“Big chief speak with forked tongue.”
- From the movie: The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu
“I shall invent an entirely new torture, against which there is no possible defense.”
“Wisdom is the province of the aged, but the heart of a child is pure.”
- From the movie: Being There
“This is just like television, only you can see much further.”
- From the movie: The Return of the Pink Panther
- La trovi in Money and Actors
“People will swim through shit if you put a few bob in it.”
“- Waiter: Would you care for some hors-d'oeuvres, sir?
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: [takes his shoe] I am on a diet, but to hell with it!”- From the movie: The Return of the Pink Panther
“- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: It is against the leu for you to play your musical instrument.
- Blind Beggar: Leu?
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: What?
- Blind Beggar: You say, it's against the leu?
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Yes. Unless you have a proper license.
- Blind Beggar: What kind of license?
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: A license that permits the...” (continue)(continue reading) “- C. S. Divot: You mashuga!
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: I am not your sugar.”“Birdie num num.”
- From the movie: The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu
- From the movie: Being There
“- Dennis Watson: Tell me, Mr. Gardner... have you ever had sex with a man?
- Chance: No... I don't think so.
- Dennis Watson: We could go upstairs right now.
- Chance: Is there a TV upstairs? I like to watch.” “- Director: Get off of my set, and out of my picture. Off, off! You're washed up, you're finished! I'll see to it that you never make another movie again!
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Does that include television, sir?”- From the movie: Dr. Strangelove
“You're talking about mass murder, general, not war!”
- From the movie: The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu
- From the movie: Revenge of the Pink Panther
“- Hrundi V. Bakshi: How many people can play this 'poo-el'?
- Wyoming Bill Kelso: Oh one or two or a whole bunch of people!”
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