Peter Sellers quotes
“- Michelle Monet: It's not really his fault.
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: He's a terrible man. Please stay at the party. Let's have a wonderful time.”- From the movie: Revenge of the Pink Panther
“- Clouseau: These aren't normal times. Cato. Someone just tried to kill me.
- Cato Fong: That's normal.
- Clouseau: Ah, but this time, he thinks he had succeed.” - From the movie: Revenge of the Pink Panther
“Cato, I very much suspect that the Hornet is overdue for a service, so if you don't mind, I'll use your car tonight.”
- From the movie: Being There
“- Ron Steigler: Mr. Gardner my editors and I have been wondering if you would consider writing a book for us, something about your political philosophy, what do you say?
- Chance: I can't write.
- Ron Steigler: Of course not, who can nowadays? Listen, I have trouble writing a postcard to my children. Look, we can give you a six figure advance,...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu
“It's good to have a laugh.”
- From the movie: The Return of the Pink Panther
“- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Does Lady Lytton have a swimming pewl?
- Nice Police Chief: A swimming pewl?” - From the movie: The Return of the Pink Panther
“- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: How long have you been a bellboy?
- Bellboy: Oh, too long, Monsieur.
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Keep up the good work, and I shall see to it you become a bell man.” - From the movie: Dr. Strangelove
“It would not be difficult, Mein Führer.”
- From the movie: Dr. Strangelove
“Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday machine is lost if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world?”
- From the movie: Dr. Strangelove
“Deterrence is the art of producing, in the mind of the enemy… the fear to attack!”
- From the movie: Dr. Strangelove
“- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
- Col. 'Bat' Guano: That's private property.
- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Revenge of the Pink Panther
“- Julio Scallini: That's a nice hand.
- Simone Legree: Oh, thank you. That's only the right one.” - From the movie: The Return of the Pink Panther
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: It is amazing that I am still alive!
- Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: "Amazing" is not the word.
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Do I detect something in your voice that says I am in disfavor with you?
- Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: Yes! I wish you were dead!
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Well, of course, you are entitled to your... (continue)(continue reading) “Thirty days have September, October, June and February, all the rest have 29, except my brother who got six months.”
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