Reese Witherspoon movie quotes

“I get crazy in a bookstore. It makes my heart beat hard because I want to buy everything.”
Reese Witherspoon

“Everybody needs love. Everyone deserves it.”
Reese Witherspoon

“Confidence is everything in this business.”
Reese Witherspoon

“- Elle Woods: Going to Harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back.
- Elle's Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don't need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
James Read - Elle's Father

- Jake Perry: You show up here, after seven years, without so much as a "hey there, Jake, remember me... your wife"! Or a, "hi honey, lookin' good. How's the family?".
- Melanie Smooter: You expect me to tell you look good? What, did they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?
Josh Lucas - Jake Perry
Reese Witherspoon - Melanie Smooter

“- Brooke Taylor Windham: Are you one of my lawyers?
- Elle Woods: Sort of.
- Brooke Taylor Windham: Well thank God one of you has a brain.”
Ali Larter - Brooke Taylor Windham
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

- Deputy D.A. Penny Kimball: Grass. And who knows what else?
- Larry "Doc" Sportello: I'm only a light smoker.
- Deputy D.A. Penny Kimball: How many joints have you had today?
- Larry "Doc" Sportello: I have to check the logbook.
Reese Witherspoon - Deputy D.A. Penny Kimball
Joaquin Phoenix - Larry "Doc" Sportello

“Don't judge anybody else until you check yourself out, that way you are lucky if it's your fault because then you can correct the situation.”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa

“- Dani Trant: I love Elvis so much.
- Maureen Trant: You love everybody so much.
- Dani Trant: I do not.”
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant
Emily Warfield - Maureen Trant

“When you're in something you got to give it everything you have or else what are you doing?”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa

“You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.”
Reese Witherspoon - Melanie Smooter

“- Patrick Bateman: I don't think we should see each other any more.
- Evelyn Williams: But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I really don't think it would work. You have a little something...
- Patrick Bateman: I know that your friends are my friends and, uh... I've thought about that. You can have 'em.”
Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman
Reese Witherspoon - Evelyn Williams

“- Lisa: What sort of trouble are you in George?
- George: Ah, well ah... simply put... ah, I'm currently unemployed, my girlfriend recently broke up with me, ehm, I will soon run out of money and, er, I'm the target of a federal investigation.
- Lisa: Wow, you are a real chick magnet, aren't you.”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa
Paul Rudd - George

“- Lisa: This is what I need, if in the middle of the night I start crying, shaking or getting enormously upset I don't want you to ask me what's wrong, I just want you to ignore it. Is that ok with you?
- Matty: Actually that's my preference!”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa
Owen Wilson - Matty

“You think you're a member of this family, but you're not. You're just the hired help.”

Reese Witherspoon - Mel Ames

“- David: What can I get you two?
- Skip Martin: Well, Bud, I think I'll have my usual cheeseburger and a Cherry Coke.
- Jennifer: Oh, I don't know Bud... I think I'll have a salad and an Evian water.”
Tobey Maguire - David
Paul William Walker IV - Skip Martin
Reese Witherspoon - Jennifer

“When a guy hurts someone who never hurt them, that makes him a criminal first and a sick guy second. It's like being sick has to take second place to being crooked.”
Reese Witherspoon - Vanessa Lutz

“You have the emotional intelligence of a fifteen-years-old boy.”

Reese Witherspoon - Lauren

“- Lauren: Oh, I think I'm going to hell.
- Trish: Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up.”

Reese Witherspoon - Lauren
Chelsea Handler - Trish

“- Lisa: I was just wondering if there was one general thing that you've found over the years to be generally true in a general way that would help anyone in any situation?
- Psychiatrist: That's a great question, yes, I would say figure out what you want and learn how to ask for it.
- Lisa: Ok. Those are both really hard.”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa
Tony Shalhoub - Psychiatrist

- Dani Trant: I want you to be the first boy I ever kiss.
- Court Foster: I thought you'd been kissed "so many times".
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant
Jason London - Court Foster

“- Dani Trant: I wish I could be just like you.
- Maureen Trant: Don't talk silly.
- Dani Trant: It's not silly. You're the smartest girl in school, you're so pretty it hurts - the boys fall all over themselves when you walk down the street. And I'm just a lump.”
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant
Emily Warfield - Maureen Trant

“- David: What were you doing in a library?
- Jennifer: I got lost.”
Tobey Maguire - David
Reese Witherspoon - Jennifer

“- Lauren: I'm going out. I'm dating. I'm having fun.
- Trish: You date but you're not taking it seriously.”
Reese Witherspoon - Lauren
Chelsea Handler - Trish

“Okay, now you listen to me! I don't know what's going on but you'd better fix it! Fast! I had a date with Mark Davis and I even bought new underwear!”
Reese Witherspoon - Jennifer