Reese Witherspoon movie quotes

“Your puritanical attitudes towards sex were just childish and insecure.”

Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller

“I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.
[someone whistles at her]
I object!”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“I haven't been this excited since Gucci became a publicly traded stock!”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Elle Woods: You're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?
- Warner: Well, no. That's not entirely true...
- Elle Woods: Then what? My boobs are too big?”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
Matthew Davis - Warner

“Two men and two men only will enter my bedchamber. My husband and the doctor.”
Reese Witherspoon - Becky Sharp

“They don't ever have to work for anything. They think they can just, all of a sudden, one day out of the blue, waltz right in with no qualifications whatsoever and try to take away what other people have worked for very hard for their entire lives!”

Reese Witherspoon - Tracy Flick

“- Paulette: Is she as pretty as you?
- Elle Woods: She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she's not completely unfortunate looking.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Nonnie Parker: Dad, wasn't it you who told me people need to stand up for what they believe in, or nothing's ever gonna change.
- Paul Parker: People need to sit down and talk, otherwise people won't change.”

Reese Witherspoon - Nonnie Parker
Robert John Burke - Paul Parker

“I believe in the voters. They understand that elections aren't just popularity contests. They know this country was built by people just like me who work very hard and don't have everything handed to them on a silver spoon.”
Reese Witherspoon - Tracy Flick

“One honest voice can carry over a crowd.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“You shoulda let me out of the car when I asked you to, Bob.”

Reese Witherspoon - Vanessa Lutz

- Jake Perry: You're shittin' me, right?
- Melanie Smooter: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "shitting" you.
Josh Lucas - Jake Perry
Reese Witherspoon - Melanie Smooter

“Did'ja ever like somebody so much... that it almost made'ja sick?”
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant

“You know, as bad as a situation ever gets, there's always time to get dressed.”
Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller

“- Wyatt Trips: Lay wheels! I'm being chased by killer beez!
- Ivy Miller: Trips, it's way too cold for killer bees. They need warm climates to survive.”
Paul Rudd - Wyatt Trips
Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller

“Coca-Cola is by far the world's number one soft drink and they spend more money than anybody on advertising. I guess that's how come they stay number one.”
Reese Witherspoon - Tracy Flick

“We're supposed to be at home David! We're supposed to be in color!”
Reese Witherspoon - Jennifer

On my very first day at Harvard, a very wise professor quoted Aristotle, "the law is reason-free from passion"! Well, no offense to Aristotle, but in my three years at Harvard, I have come to find passion is the key ingredient to the study and practice of law, and of life.

Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“David, nobody is happy in a poodle skirt and a sweater set.”
Reese Witherspoon - Jennifer

“- Elle Woods: All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
- Sid Post: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
Bob Newhart - Sid Post

- Wyatt Trips: You are an incubus. A hell-spawned incubus.
- Ivy Miller: Only a male can be an incubus, if anything, I'm a sucubus.
- Wyatt Trips: Yeah, you got the "suck" part right.
Paul Rudd - Wyatt Trips
Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller

“- Penelope: Helaborasoreantalis. They're amazing; they bloom even in the winter.
- Annie: That's cool.
- Penelope: They just pop up without any help from anyone.
- Annie: Kind of like my ex-boyfriend, if you know what I mean.”
Christina Ricci - Penelope Wilhern
Reese Witherspoon - Annie

“Slut? Oh, oh, no. If I wanna bag a professor from one of my classes, I will, but nobody, and I mean nobody, calls me a slut, so the next time you feel like casting aspersions on my character, try remembering that this quote unquote slut is driving your judgmental ass all the way to Des Moines. So a little decency would be in order.”
Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller

“Christ Almighty, Daddy, how am I going to explain you're in New York?”

Reese Witherspoon - Melanie Smooter

“I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.”
Reese Witherspoon - Melanie Smooter