Richard Pryor quotes
- From the movie: Brewster's Millions
“- Montgomery Brewster: Why is it when there's trouble we're the ones that get into it. I mean, there's a bar full of people and we're the only ones in jail.
- Spike Nolan: I don't think it's racial you know, because I'm in here with you.
- Montgomery Brewster: That's comforting.” - From the movie: Critical Condition
“Up and down stick? What are you talking about, my dick?”
- From the movie: See No Evil, Hear No Evil
“- Dave: And then one day, my wife turned into this remarkable creature that could sit on the end of a broomstick and take off. She could actually achieve flight.
- Wally: I think I was married to that woman once.
- Dave: Small world.” - From the movie: See No Evil, Hear No Evil
“- Dave: Tell me the first thing that pops into your brain.
- Wally: Pussy!
- Dave: It's amazing! This man is cured!” - From the movie: Critical Condition
“You're suffering from a severe cause of full of shitness.”
- From the movie: The Toy
“- Eric Bates: What do you do with... your thing?
- Jack Brown: Is this a hypothetical question or is there a lady involved?” - From the movie: Stir Crazy
“I was James' best customer. That's the guy who sold me this African Ganja '65! Do you understand what you've done to me? My girlfriend, Caroline, just for a little bit of this, was not only going to let me have her mind and her body, but two of her girlfriends!”
- From the movie: The Toy
- From the movie: Superman III
- From the movie: See No Evil, Hear No Evil
“- Dave: Fucking-A. Something bothers you, fuck it. Your wife leaves you, fuck her. Your boss fires you, fuck him. Fucking-A. Fuckin'em. Right?
- Wally: You're fucking right!
- Dave: It's a gift to be able to do that.” - From the movie: The Toy
- From the movie: See No Evil, Hear No Evil
“- Dave: Don't look at me, look at the road!
- Wally: All right, if it'll make you feel better.”
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