Rob Schneider movie quotes
- Name
- Robert Michael
- Last name
- Schneider
- Pseudonym
- Rob Schneider
- Born
- October 31, 1963
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- North American
- Profession
- actor, film director, scriptwriter
- Zodiac sign
- Scorpio
Rob Schneider Movies
The Ridiculous 6
Grown Ups
You Don't Mess With...
Bedtime Stories
I Now Pronounce You...
Click
The Benchwarmers
The Longest Yard
50 First Dates
The Hot Chick
8 Crazy Nights
Little Nicky
Big Daddy
Deuce Bigalow: Male...
Muppets From Space
The Waterboy
Down Periscope
The Adventures of...
Judge Dredd
Demolition Man
Surf Ninjas
The Beverly Hillbillies
Home Alone 2: Lost in...
Necessary Roughness
Rob Schneider movie quotes, phrases and lines
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- From the movie: The Hot Chick
“- April: Good morning, did you sleep well?
- Jessica: Surprisingly, yes.
- April: Did you have any intresting dreams?
- Jessica: Not in particular, why?
- April: [points down]
- Jessica: Oh my god my first boner! ” - From the movie: 50 First Dates
“My life sucks. Now, come on give her the Waikikiki sneaky behind the cheeky.”
- From the movie: The Hot Chick
“Ooooh check out the sweet buns on that guy! I'd like to get my hands on those ... ... aand wish they were womens' breasts. I'd squeeze the hell out of 'em. Maybe put a steak on 'em. Cause I'm a Guy. And that's what Guys like me like to do!”
- From the movie: 50 First Dates
“Aquariums make me super horny!”
- From the movie: The Hot Chick
“And for me I'll have a screaming orgasm on the beach with extra sugar on the rim! Yum! ... A, better make that last one a brewski....double Brewski!”
- From the movie: Judge Dredd
- From the movie: Judge Dredd
“- Judge Dredd: You received the sentence the law required.
- Fergie: Five years? Just for saving my own ass? That was a mistake!
- Judge Dredd: The law doesn't make mistakes.” - From the movie: The Hot Chick
“And what did I tell you about this!? This will go straight to your ass!”
- From the movie: The Hot Chick
“- Jessica: I should have made love to you when I had the chance.
- Billy: Father Mulcahy?” - From the movie: Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
“- Deuce Bigalow: I'm gonna get the rest of the money the old-fashioned way.
- T.J. Hicks: You gonna steal it?” - From the movie: Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
“- Antoine Laconte: Medieval weapons. I'm a collector. They're worth twice as much if they've killed somebody.
- Deuce Bigalow: I collect Canadian quarters. I've got about six of 'em.” - From the movie: Big Daddy
“I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've gained weight so that's a problem.”
- From the movie: The Hot Chick
- From the movie: Big Daddy
“- Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!
- Delivery Guy: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.” - From the movie: The Hot Chick
“- Jake: [describing April to Billy] She was a fun ride, no doubt about it, but she is a previously owned vehicle and I'm into that new car smell.
- Jessica: You asshole!
- Jessica: Whoever left these towels here is an asshole.” - From the movie: The Hot Chick
“You're the only boy who makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.”
- From the movie: The Waterboy
“Oh no! We suck again!”
- From the movie: The Hot Chick
“- Long-haired Jock: Aren't you that chick who's having sex with that college guy?
- Eden: [annoyed] No.
- Long-haired Jock: Wanna be?
- Jessica: She's not interested, so why don't you just back off?
- Long-haired Jock: Oh, Ok, Grandpa. What are you, a pimp and these are your skank hoes?! [Jessica slaps him hard]
- Long-haired Jock: You and me,...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Hot Chick
“- Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?
- Jessica Spencer: You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?
- Monique: Barfing more.” - From the movie: The Hot Chick
“Stinko de mayo!”
- From the movie: Down Periscope
“- Marty Pascal: You're stocking the pantry like an idiot! What are in these cans?
- Buckman: That one's coffee, and that one looks like cooking lard, sir.
- Marty Pascal: And which one do you think we're gonna be using more often, sailor? The coffee or the lard? You think we're all gonna jump out of bed in the morning and have a big, hot,...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Big Daddy
“- Delivery Guy: Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.
- Tommy Grayton: Lamb and tuna fish?
- Delivery Guy: Maybe you like spaghetti and meatball? You more comfortable with that analogy?
- Homeless Guy: Yes, considering we're in America. I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Surf Ninjas
“- Adam: You know what they say - Chick's got a veil, dude better bail.
- Johnny: If she covers her face, pick up the pace.
- Iggy: She's afraid to show it. She's... probably not very attractive.” - From the movie: Judge Dredd
“- Judge Dredd: There's a maniac loose in the city!
- Fergie: What a coincidence - there's one out here too!” - From the movie: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
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