Rob Schneider movie quotes

“- Johnny: While in Patusan, guests of The Revolution stay at the Mecrob Hilton.
- Iggy: That's the Mecrob Hilton. Serving strange things in shells since 1207.”
Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny
Rob Schneider - Iggy

“- Tom Dodge: What do you think about our boat, Pascal?
- Marty Pascal: I feel I need a tetanus shot just from looking at it. The only thing holding her together, are the bird droppings, sir.”
Kelsey Grammer - Tom Dodge
Rob Schneider - Marty Pascal

“- Geppetto: Excuse me, but haven't you two got a pushcart to rob?
- Volpe: We've already done that.”
Martin Landau - Geppetto
Rob Schneider - Volpe

“It's better than prison.”

Rob Schneider - Fergie