Rowan Atkinson movie quotes
- Name
- Rowan
- Last name
- Atkinson
- Pseudonym
- Rowan Atkinson
- Born
- January 6, 1955 in Consett
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- British
- Profession
- actor, comedian, scriptwriter, film producer
- Zodiac sign
- Capricorn
Rowan Atkinson movie quotes, phrases and lines
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- From the movie: Johnny English Strikes Again
“- Johnny English: Virtual reality?
- Bough: It's completely immersive, and some people lose track of their actual surroundings.
- Johnny English: Oh, I think we can pretty much guarantee that's not gonna happen.” “You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.”
- From the movie: The Lion King
- From the movie: Johnny English Strikes Again
“- Ophelia: I'm not sure I've ever met a man quite like you, Basil.
- Johnny English: Let me clear up the uncertainty for you. You haven't.” - From the movie: Johnny English Strikes Again
“- Bough: Do you think we should get some petrol for the Aston, sir?
- Johnny English: No. An Aston Martin is surprisingly economical, Bough.” - From the movie: Johnny English Strikes Again
“- Pegasus: Now, transport. So, take any hybrid you want.
- Johnny English: [pulls the dust cover off an Aston Martin] I'll take this one.
- Pegasus: Oh, don't be ridiculous, English. This car's a relic. Drinks petrol, leaks oil and has no passive, let alone active, safety features.
- Bough: You know what else it doesn't have, Sir? Satellite...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Johnny English Strikes Again
“- Bough: Sir! Wonderful to see you!
- Johnny English: Yes, alright Bough, we're going on a mission, not a honeymoon.” - From the movie: Johnny English
“My bottom will be king of England before you are.”
- From the movie: Johnny English
- From the movie: Johnny English
“I've been dropped into the Kalahari desert, carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a pack of Sherbet Lemons, and I still found my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan.”
- From the movie: Rat Race
“- Enrico Pollini: I am Enrico Pollini. Now, I know what you are thinking... Enrico is a girl's name.
- Owen Templeton: No I wasn't.
- Enrico Pollini: No pun intended.
- Owen Templeton: What pun was that?” - From the movie: Bean
“- Lt. Brutus: Mr. Bean, are you presently on any kind of medication?
- Mr. Bean: Not that I know of.
- Lt. Brutus: You certainly could use some.” - From the movie: Four Weddings and a Funeral
“- Fiona: It's rather like the first time one has sex, I suppose.
- Father Gerald: I suppose so.
- Fiona: Only not as messy, and far less cause for condoms.” - From the movie: The Tall Guy
“- Ron Anderson: Listen, Dexter, is there something troubling you? Something that you would like to talk to someone about?
- Dexter King: Well, yes, as a matter of fact there is...
- Ron Anderson: Then for fuck's sake talk to someone about it, will you? And sort it out before I sack you and hire a lobotomized monkey to play your role. Okay?” - From the movie: Johnny English
“- Bough: Are you all right, sir?
- Johnny English: Yes, I landed on something quite soft.
- Bough: That was me, sir.” - From the movie: Scooby-Doo
“- Mondavarious: I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?
- Daphne: They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.
- Mondavarious: Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.” - From the movie: The Lion King
- From the movie: Bean
“Families are very important and Even though Mr. Whistler was prefectly aware that his mother was a hideous old bat who looked like she'd had a cactus lodged up her backside, he stuck with her, and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her. It's not just a painting. It's a picture of a mad old cow who he thought the world of.”
- From the movie: Rat Race
“I have lost my heart many times before... I make a joke to help you forget how screwed you are.”
- From the movie: Johnny English
- From the movie: Johnny English
“A good agent doesn't need gadgets. The only gadgets I've ever needed are a sharp eye, sensitive hearing and a whole bunch of bigger brains.”
- From the movie: Bean
“- David Langley: What exactly is your position at the gallery?
- Mr. Bean: I sit in the corner and look at the paintings.
- David Langley: Ach! That is brilliant! If only more scholars would do that, not lecture and write and argue, but just sit and look at the paintings themselves. Now that is brilliant.” - From the movie: Johnny English
“- Lorna Campbell: You obviously haven't met our host, Monsieur Savage.
- Johnny English: No, thank God! You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion.” - From the movie: Bean
“My job is to sit and look at paintings. So, what have I learned that I can say about this painting? Well, firstly, it's really quite big, which is excellent. because If it were really small, you know, microscopic, then hardly anyone would be able to see it. Which would be a tremendous shame.”
- From the movie: Rat Race
“Look! A drifter, let's kill him!”
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