Rupert Everett movie quotes

“Some people, on the seventh night after their death, come back to life. I call them Returners, but frankly I can't understand why they're so anxious to return. The only way to get rid of them once and for all is to split their heads open. A spade'll do it, but a dum-dum bullet is best. Is this the beginning of an invasion? Does it happen in all...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

“Love to. Love the bag, love the shoes, love everything, love to.”
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- George Downes: Michael's chasing Kimmy?
- Julianne Potter: Yes!
- George Downes: You're chasing Michael?
- Julianne Potter: Yes!
- George Downes: Who's chasing you... nobody, get it? There's your answer.”
Rupert Everett - George Downes
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“I am my own Judas.”
Rupert Everett - Oscar Wilde

“- Oscar Wilde: I met Christ in prison.
- Reggie Turner: And what was she in for?
- Oscar Wilde: Don't joke, Reggie. In the cell, there is only God and man.”
Rupert Everett - Oscar Wilde
Colin Firth - Reggie Turner

“- Oscar Wilde: After three days in hell, Jesus rose from the dead, broke open his tomb, discarded his cerements and took his place forever in the heart of man. After 700 days of hard labour, my tomb is opened. I have tiptoed to the boat train and am born again through him, with him and in France.
- Robert Robbie Ross: Very good, Oscar. We'll...” (continue)(continue reading)

Rupert Everett - Oscar Wilde
Edwin Thomas - Robert Robbie Ross
Colin Firth - Reggie Turner

“- Reggie Turner: How do you like your new name?
- Oscar Wilde: Almost as much as I loathe the old one.”
Colin Firth - Reggie Turner
Rupert Everett - Oscar Wilde

“All I'm saying, Reggie, dear, is I have lived in the grip of vice and pleasure. It was wrong and I have paid. Perhaps the slate is wiped clean, perhaps it is not, who knows? At any rate, I am now ready to return to life.”
Rupert Everett - Oscar Wilde

“- Dr. Claw: An android of this quality could have a myriad of uses: shock troops, kamikaze pilots, hit men...
- Kramer: International rescue workers, teachers.
- Dr. Claw: Oh, yes, I was getting to them.”
Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex
Andy Dick - Kramer

“- Sir Robert Chiltern: Do you know, Arthur, I sometimes wish I were you.
- Lord Arthur Goring: Do you know, Robert, sometimes I wish you were too. Except that you would probably make something useful out of my life, and that would never do.”
Jeremy Northam - Sir Robert Chiltern
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

- Algy: My dear Aunt Augusta, I mean he was "found out". The doctors found out that Bunbury could not live - that is what I mean - so Bunbury died.
- Lady Bracknell: He seems to have had great confidence in the opinion of his physicians.
Rupert Everett - Algy
Dame Judi Dench - Lady Bracknell

“One learns so much about life in the army. Yeah. Killing people.”
Rupert Everett - Guy Bennett

“- Lord Caversham: I don't know how you stand society. A lot of damned nobodies talking about nothing.
- Lord Arthur Goring: I love talking about nothing, father. It's the only thing I know anything about.
- Lord Caversham: That is a paradox, sir. I hate paradoxes.”
John Wood - Lord Caversham
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“I really don't see what is so romantic about proposing. One may be accepted - one usually is, I believe - and then the excitement is ended. The very essence of romance is uncertainty.”
Rupert Everett - Algy

“- Lord Arthur Goring: I should make you a very bad husband.
- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: I don't mind bad husbands. I've had two. They amused me immensely.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley

“Exile is a dreadful thing for one who knows his rightful place.”
Rupert Everett - King Charles II

“- Lord Caversham: Do you always understand everything you say?
- Lord Arthur Goring: Yes... if I listen attentively.
- Lord Caversham: Conceited young puppy!”
John Wood - Lord Caversham
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“Hey! I'm Jules' fiancé, George! Just stopped by for a little preconjugal visit if you catch my drift!”
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- Sir Robert Chiltern: You could always get married.
- Lord Arthur Goring: It's the always bit that alarms me.”
Jeremy Northam - Sir Robert Chiltern
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“- Lord Caversham: What are you doing here, sir? Wasting your time, as usual?
- Lord Arthur Goring: My dear father, when one pays a visit, it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time and not one's own.”
John Wood - Lord Caversham
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“The misery! The exquisite tragedy! The Susan Hayward of it all!”
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“Where do you keep your champagne? Near the furnace?”
Rupert Everett - Lord Rutledge

“- Jack: Algy, you're always talking nonsense.
- Algy: It's better than listening to it.”
Colin Firth - Jack
Rupert Everett - Algy

“- Julianne Potter: He just came in for few hours to uh, to uh, fuck me.
- George Downes: Huh! Takes a few hours.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- Lord Arthur Goring: I am glad you have called. I am going to give you some advice.
- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: Oh pray, don't. One should never give a woman something that she can't wear in the evening.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley