Sarah Jessica Parker movie quotes

“So many roads. So many detours. So many choices. So many mistakes.”
Sarah Jessica Parker

“You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.”
Sarah Jessica Parker

“- Al: What about sex?
- Paula: Al, I never have sex with a client. Besides, I need to keep Tripp motivated, and let's face it, after men have sex...”
Terry Paxton Bradshaw - Al
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

“- Tripp: So what do we do now?
- Paula: Actually, it's quite simple. You just have to decide. Do you want to spend the rest of your life having fun or do you want to spend it with me?
- Tripp: Hmm...
- Paula: Shut up! Not everything you say is perfect.”
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

“I'm not a child! I have feelings!”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Claire Wellesley

“- Tom Hardy: I've never had a woman partner before.
- Jo Christman: Neither have I.”

Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy
Sarah Jessica Parker - Jo Christman

“- Paula: It would be a date if you asked me to have a drink tonight.
- Tripp: You wanna have a drink tonight?
- Paula: Can't. How about lunch tomorrow?
- Tripp: Sure. Wait. Tomorrow's Saturday.
- Paula: Sometimes I eat on Saturday.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“- Carrie Bradshaw: New York Magazine says Brooklyn is the new Manhattan.
- Miranda Hobbes: Yes, but whoever wrote that lives in Brooklyn.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw
Cynthia Nixon - Miranda Hobbes

“- Charlotte York: I always knew she'd marry Big.
- Samantha Jones: You thought that after the second break up?
- Charlotte York: Yep.
- Miranda Hobbes: After the fifteenth?
- Carrie Bradshaw: Ha ha, we broke up a lot.”
Kristin Davis - Charlotte York
Kim Cattrall - Samantha Jones
Cynthia Nixon - Miranda Hobbes
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“I guess I look at marriage sort of the same way I look at Miami, you know, it's hot and it's stormy, and it's, you know, occasionally a little dangerous... but, you know, if it's really so awful, why is there still so much traffic?”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Gwyn

“- Paula: I'm Paula.
- Tripp: I'm Tripp.
- Paula: You know, usually I don't sleep with someone on the first date.
- Tripp: I don't think this counts as a first date.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I met Bela Lugosi.
- Dolores Fuller: I thought he was dead.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, he's very much alive. Well, sort of.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Sarah Jessica Parker - Dolores Fuller

“I don't know how to work this!”

Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“- Matt: Can't you just relax and enjoy the moment?
- Gwyn: No, I'm a middle child. I always think the really good moments are happening to someone else.”
Gil Bellows - Matt
Sarah Jessica Parker - Gwyn

“They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“Many young men who should be able to move out simply can't. It's called failure to launch.”

Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

“- Harris K. Telemacher: SanDeE*, your... your breasts feel weird.
- SanDeE*: Oh, that's 'cause they're real.”
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher
Sarah Jessica Parker - SanDeE*

“- Matt: Why do you always assume the worst about people?
- Gwyn: Statistics!”
Gil Bellows - Matt
Sarah Jessica Parker - Gwyn

“- Bwick Elias: Sometimes I feel things Lucy.
- Lucy Ackerman: What you feel, I treat.”
Ben Stiller - Bwick Elias
Sarah Jessica Parker - Lucy Ackerman

“- Tripp: Do you have real feelings?
- Paula: Of course I have real feelings!
- Tripp: For what?
- Paula: For you!”
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

“- Sue: Is there anything that we need to do?
- Paula: Well, for starters, you could make life a little more difficult for him. You know, more chores, more responsibilities, that kind of thing.
- Sue: I just think you should know that Tripp has had some rough breaks.
- Paula: I promise you, when this is over, Tripp is going to be an independant,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kathy Bates - Sue
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

“Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York City in search of the two L's: labels and love.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“- Winifred: Look...it's a black river. [Pushes Sarah on the road]
- Sarah: Tis firm! Tis firm as stone!...
- Winifred: Why it's a road!”
Bette Midler - Winifred
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah

“- Derek: It's my fault. I just can't commit to anything in my life.
- Gwyn Marcus: Why do you assume that it's you? Maybe I have a fear of commitment, you know? Maybe I have the Peter Pan syndrome?”

Donal Logue - Derek
Sarah Jessica Parker - Gwyn

“- Colonel Glenn: You're too young to go out at night, except for the occasional supervised school activity. When you're eighteen, then you're entitled to some nightlife. Now we had a deal, remember?
- Janey Glenn: We made a deal when I was seven and a half and night life was The Muppet Show!”
Ed Lauter - Colonel Glenn
Sarah Jessica Parker - Janey Glenn