Sarah Jessica Parker quotes
- From the movie: Failure to Launch
- From the movie: Failure to Launch
“- Paula: Based on the initial personality assessment, I think that I can have your son moved out of this house and living on his own by June fifteenth.
- Al: Hallelujah!” - From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“- Winifred Sanderson: Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise it's curtains. We - evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?
- Mary Sanderson: You explained it beautifully, Winnie. They way in which...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Family Stone
“- Meredith Morton: What's so great about you guys?
- Sybil Stone: Oh, nothing! It's just that we're all that we've got.” - From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“- Max: You've messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences! I'm going to summon the burning rain of death!
- Winifred, Sarah and Mary Sanderson: The burning rain of death?
- Max: [lights lighter]
vWinifred Sanderson: Look, he makes fire in his hand.
- Max: [raises lighter to sprinkler, and the spreads out his arms...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Hocus Pocus
- From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“Farewell, mortal bus boy!”
- From the movie: The First Wives Club
- From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“- Mary: Think soothing thoughts...rabid bats, black death, mummy's scorpion pie.
- Sanderson sisters: Mother.” - From the movie: Miami Rhapsody
“- Gynecologist: Are you sexually active?
- Gwyn: Oh no!... I mean, of course I am, but, you know, just not... not currently. I'd say that... I'd say, I'm experiencing a dry spell
- Gynecologist: So you're married?” - From the movie: Striking Distance
“- Jo Christman: We shouldn't be doing this - we're partners.
- Tom Hardy: We should be shot.
- Jo Christman: We should shoot each other.
- Tom Hardy: Too much paperwork.” - From the movie: Striking Distance
- From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“- Winifred Sanderson: Twist the bones and bend the back.
- Sarah, Mary Sanderson: Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca.
- Winifred Sanderson: Trim him of his baby fat.
- Sarah, Mary Sanderson: Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca.
- Winifred Sanderson: Give him fur black as black, just...
- Mary Sanderson: Like...
- Sarah: This!” - From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“- Master's Wife: Okay that's it, party's over! Get out of my house!
- Master: Now, puddin' face...
- Master's Wife: Shove it, Satan!
- Sarah: Ooh. Thou mustn't speak to Master in such a manner.
- Master: They call me Master.
- Master's Wife: Wait 'til you see what I'm gonna call you. Now, tart-face, take your Clark bars and get out of my house!” - From the movie: Miami Rhapsody
“- Nina Marcus: Your father has been unfaithful plenty of times.
- Gwyn: Really?
- Nina Marcus: I'm sorry. But it's true. Yes. In fact, I think he is still sleeping with his travel agent. Zelda somebody. Sorry.
- Gwyn: You counldn't get back at him the old fashioned way? Go crazy with his credit card or something?” - From the movie: Extreme Measures
“- Jodie Trammel: You made a moral choice and not a medical one. I guess I'm kind of surprised, that's all.
- Dr. Guy Luthan: On my right I see a cop with pictures of his kids in his wallet, and on my left some guy who's taken out a gun on a city bus! I had ten seconds to make a choice. I hope I made the right one.” - From the movie: Girls Just Want to Have Fun
“- Janey Glenn: Is it safe?
- Drew Boreman: It's the safest thing you'll ever have between your legs.” - From the movie: If Lucy Fell
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